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Old 01-18-2002, 01:01 AM
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are
the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simple."

1. "The Catholic type supports the masses."
2. "The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen."
3. "The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
4. "The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."
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