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Audiofn 01-18-2002 12:06 AM

THIS IS TORTURE
 
Well guys I am under strickt orders from the doctor not to read, watch tv, or use my computer!!!! YA RIGHT how am I not going to read OSO!!! So I am reading a few select posts but I am typing with my eyes shut, so if my posts look like Puder typed them then I appologize in advance. I will not be proof reading them so I can use my eyes as little as possible. I have been having some real eye pain and they are still trying to figure it out. They are thinking it is either eye strain from all the programming that I have been doing as of late, or and hopefully not, that my shunt (artificial tube the runs from my head to my stomach) is acting up and I have to go back in for surgery. I will keep ya all posted.

DONZIMAN2 01-18-2002 12:10 AM

Could 5000+ post on OSO have any effect on it. You are the man!

NICKSLICK 01-18-2002 12:14 AM

btw, your post was both gramatically and typographically perfect...

:D :D

NICKSLICK 01-18-2002 12:14 AM

you have a tube running from where to where?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

seriously?

why? how? where? when?

how come i didnt notice it when you where out here?

DONZIMAN2 01-18-2002 12:16 AM

I told you he was the MAN!!!!!!

fermin 01-18-2002 01:09 AM

Audiofn, what ever it is get it taken care of. "Sounds serious". Besides, summer is on its way and if your like me your not gonna want miss any babes in bikini's.

Take care bro.

joey O

Miller 01-18-2002 02:13 AM

Get better and keep us posted on your progress.

SHARKEY-IMAGES 01-18-2002 03:55 AM

Ditto what MILLER posted... :(

speedbump 01-18-2002 05:00 AM

Wow...here's hoping that it's just eye strain....lesser of two evils! :(

Vonbongo 01-18-2002 08:45 AM

My goodness, I hope you don't need a rectalpupiloptimy!

Bonus points if you know where that comes from.

Audiofn 01-18-2002 08:52 AM

Vonbongo I am going to guess one of your Porno movie :D :D

Nickslick it is a tube that runs from my brain to my stomach to drain off fluid that is produced in the head. In you it drains down your spine, in me it has to go down the tube. I have had the thing for a long time, but it has broken on me before. I am hopeing that it is not broken but better now then in two months as they have to shave the head to do the operation. That way I will have my hair back at LOTO :D :D I am off to the hospital again now. My guess is I will loose the day to cat scans and MRI scane :( :( :( I just do not want any needles!!!! I HATE NEEDLES

Scarab3DMC 01-18-2002 08:53 AM

Get Well soon bro.. keep us posted!!

MissAmy 01-18-2002 09:10 AM

Jon,
I've been worried about you!! :( I'm glad you finally went to the doctor, and PLEASE follow his orders. I hope this turns out to be nothing serious. Please take care!

Cord 01-18-2002 09:36 AM

You know Audio, I've got a length of new 3/8" rubber fuel line. We just take a length of electrical tape, tape the new hose to the old one and pull it on through. Presto!

On another note, try laying off the spank-a-tron. You never know, mother may be right. :D

obnoxus 01-18-2002 09:46 AM

You will be fine,,, you have to many friends here for it to be serious,,, good luck and let us know what they say.

Dennis and Cheryl.

jr 01-18-2002 09:47 AM

Audio, try blinking. Seriously. I sit here and stare at the stupid screen 10 hours a day. Since all my work is in CAD, I find that I sit and really stare at something. If I get too into it I've noticed I dont blink. Also I was told by my doctor to just look away at a distant object for a minute every ten minutes. Also move your screen away at least to arms length. When I first got into this business, I never thought I could do it forever because of the eye strain. Using those little tips things are no problem now.

FloridianSon 01-18-2002 09:48 AM

you can't keep a good man down!hope you figer it out there is still a lot of dinosaur **** with your name on it waiting to be burned.

DJD 01-18-2002 09:55 AM

Jon, what's wrong? Your assneck is irritated?
Don't forget that the first sign of aids is a pounding sensation in your ass.

Shane 01-18-2002 10:03 AM

Good luck Jon, feel well soon.

Shane :cool:

traviss 01-18-2002 10:27 AM

Hope you get better Jon.. ;) good luck :cool:

seanclong 01-18-2002 10:35 AM

I'm sure they'll figure it out and you'll be perfect by spring.

Wait a minute!!!!! I just remembered. If G-force has to cut his hair for a date with that chick, maybe you could fashion a wig out of all the trimmings. LOL!!! :D Just thinking out loud... :eek:

Sean

G-Force 01-18-2002 11:53 AM

Hmmm... I was considering perhaps donating my hair to Locks for Love but hell, if an OSO brother is in need I'm there for you dude! :D
Now, maybe it's all the Turbos you pound down?

Seriously, I hope it's nothing and you're feeling better real soon. Keep us posted amigo!

32fever 01-18-2002 01:44 PM

Wow, Jon, hope it's nothing too serious at this point....you need those eyes for boating!

And, if postwhoring is the cause, then how the hell did Waterfoul teach his seeing-eye dog to type? :D :D :D :D :D

Gary C 01-18-2002 02:25 PM

Jon,
Good luck, hope everything works out. Do what the doctor tells you, I know that's a hard thing for us men to do. But somtimes you have to listen to them. This doesn't sound like somthing to mess with. Besides I think you'd look good with a shaved head! :D

jawbreakerkid 01-18-2002 02:55 PM

jon- i hope that everthing turns out okay! don't worry bro, LOTO will be a welcomed "site for sore eyes"...LOL. there will be tons of "eye candy" there. eye'll have to keep and "eye" out for you. eye, eye, captain! eye hope eye made you laugh!

keep me updated....

chad

Shorgasm 01-18-2002 05:19 PM

Man that rots........I think it's pretty big of you to have not *****ed and whined about this early.... ;)

That shows some true character....Good Luck buddy.......and hey we'll pray for ya... :D

Audiofn 01-18-2002 11:14 PM

Well after a battery of tests and blood work, DID I SAY I HATE NEEDLES!!!! Even the small little ****er that they prick your figure with got the nurse kicked :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Then she broke out the big one and I about passed out. I would prefer she hands me a knife and I just cut myself open. Damn Phobias

The end result of all this is We still have no idea. We have ruled out Diabeates and some other things, but can not put a figure on it. Tues I go in to have my eyes tested again.

Hey DJD you would know wouldn't you :D :p

G-force you are a real pall, that gets ya one free time of no nut slap when we are turboing at LOTO :D

Everyone else thanks for the kind words and thoughts, it is definatly stressfull just not knowing. Hopefully it is nothing but till we know for sure I will keep ya all posted and for now I am off.

Jon

liquid asset 01-18-2002 11:33 PM

our thoughts and prayers are with you, We hope you a speedy recovery, Jason and Sandy Belcher

SHAKEN Not Stirred 01-18-2002 11:48 PM

Take care Jon & we will be praying for you.....CJG :cool:

Gizmo 01-19-2002 12:09 AM

Hey Jon, Hope things turn out well for you.
I agree with the others, do as the Drs. tell you to do. we'll all be waiting for an update.

FWK 01-19-2002 08:21 AM

Jon I hope all goes well. Forrest

pullmytrigger 01-19-2002 09:45 AM

Hang in there Jon,and keep us posted. :) :) :)

mxz800 01-19-2002 10:19 PM

Good luck and take care :D

Risk Taker 01-19-2002 10:36 PM

Damn dude....sorry to hear about it. Given our proximity, let me know if there is anything I can do.... :) :)

puder 01-20-2002 12:36 AM

that sucks man feel better. Get well soon!!!

HydroScream 01-20-2002 12:55 AM

Good luck bro!

mfb357 01-20-2002 12:57 AM

Hey jon, I guess your Grandfather never told you if you don't stop playing with it you'd go blind! Lucky for you the eye sight is the first thing that quits(nice option keeps selectivity at minimum) It will help in the reversal of the problem. Good Luck, Mark Pats won!!!!!!

elimi 01-20-2002 04:05 AM

Audiofn:hope everything works out fine.Look forward to hearing from you soon

elimi 01-20-2002 04:05 AM

Audiofn:hope everything works out fine.Look forward to hearing from you soon

TomR 01-20-2002 06:29 PM

Hi Jon,
Sorry to hear your eyes are bothering you.
This may sound silly, but have you tried wearing a pair of polorized sunglasses when your at the computer?
Just a thought! :cool:


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