BCC - Out of Betty Ford Clinic
09-06-2001, 11:04 AM
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Ms. Cig - I would love to see you and Zoomnfun Tuesday. I'll try and change my trip. Where are you going to be for the Steak Fry?
BG - what's up with answering a question with a question. Were you my ex-wife once?
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BG - what's up with answering a question with a question. Were you my ex-wife once?
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09-06-2001, 12:37 PM
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BG - There' something about that sexy tone in your voice. 
You know me and you know that I could have you if I want. 
You also know that I have better pick up lines than that. I'm curious what you are going to tell Gordo though. 
Gordo, while you wait on BG, here are some very bad lines that (my friends tell me) don't work:
1. Can I have you for dinner?
2. Would you like breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?
3. Do I know you?
4. Do you want to go outside and get something straight between us?
5. Did you just wash you pants? I can see myself in them!
6. Nice sweater, the only other thing that looks better on you is me!
7. I want to have your baby?
8. Do you want to go out?
9. Hey didn't we go to different schools together?
10. Hey aren't you that supermodel Giselle?
SSherman, BCC has be missing in action to many time this week. Dude, I think you may have competition!?
[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: captain america ]
You know me and you know that I could have you if I want. You also know that I have better pick up lines than that. I'm curious what you are going to tell Gordo though. Gordo, while you wait on BG, here are some very bad lines that (my friends tell me) don't work:
1. Can I have you for dinner?
2. Would you like breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?
3. Do I know you?
4. Do you want to go outside and get something straight between us?
5. Did you just wash you pants? I can see myself in them!
6. Nice sweater, the only other thing that looks better on you is me!
7. I want to have your baby?
8. Do you want to go out?
9. Hey didn't we go to different schools together?
10. Hey aren't you that supermodel Giselle?
SSherman, BCC has be missing in action to many time this week. Dude, I think you may have competition!?
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09-06-2001, 12:55 PM
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Hey el Captain...........I want to have your baby????????? What up with that??????something we should know about our super hero.........?................ Bigender maybe?????? 
Bigender maybe??????
09-06-2001, 01:06 PM
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CA- I think that I can say with about 98% certainty...I dont know you...But who knows...
Gordo:
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Really like your peaches wanna shake your tree
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant take them off you
Can I have directions? To your heart
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can we meet between the holidays??
Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants???
Nice shoes wanna F***?
F*** me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen?
Should I go on...
Gordo:
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Really like your peaches wanna shake your tree
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant take them off you
Can I have directions? To your heart
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can we meet between the holidays??
Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants???
Nice shoes wanna F***?
F*** me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen?
Should I go on...
09-06-2001, 01:12 PM
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Shoregasm - keep your head away from the sharks while you pet them ... Decaf Dude... that's why it is a bad pick up line... But imagine the possibilities if the girl really believed you could have her baby!
I assure you CA is still a super hero!
BG - I am thinking about doing a nude OSO calendar for charity. You know I can probably work it to get you in. Just send my your pics and I'll see if I can twist some arms
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I assure you CA is still a super hero!
BG - I am thinking about doing a nude OSO calendar for charity. You know I can probably work it to get you in. Just send my your pics and I'll see if I can twist some arms
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