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ratman 07-25-2006 03:47 PM

is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 
i was just wondering how punk his junk really is! female boaters are encouraged to post on this thread, cuz thats really gotta hurt when a girl has mo doggies than stecz (aka Mr. Wonderful) :drink:

BajaRunner 07-25-2006 03:52 PM

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my lawnmower has more hp per cubic inch than steczs punk chit :evilb: :evilb:

ratman 07-25-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BajaRunner
my lawnmower has more hp per cubic inch than steczs punk chit :evilb: :evilb:

ouch

sy goldberg 07-25-2006 03:58 PM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 
Yes,any of the famous YUGO automobiles. :evilb: :evilb:

sakoutis3 07-25-2006 04:14 PM

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I didn't think it was posible to make less without turning them off. :eek: :drink:

cuda 07-25-2006 04:18 PM

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I pulled a couple plug wires and was right in his league.

Strip Poker 388 07-25-2006 04:22 PM

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I would be ashamed to admit I new anybody that made less than Stecz :eek: :D


Even SpeedGirls small block made more :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-25-2006 04:27 PM

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poor guy..........just a washed up old ball player :eek:

Strip Poker 388 07-25-2006 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
poor guy..........just a washed up old ball player :eek:


Tom you have any tail pipes yet :eek:

tomtbone1993 07-25-2006 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388
Tom you have any tail pipes yet :eek:


I have one, the other one was off 7 inches :( ...its on its way back...to Wisconsin

Sean 07-25-2006 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
poor guy..........just a washed up old ball player :eek:

minor leaguer... :D

my leaf blower has more hp that stecz's junk

stecz20 07-25-2006 04:51 PM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 
i dissevered better than this... i have so much love to offer, and this is the thanks i get... first i will fire jc as my horse power adviser, then i will fire tantrum for not looking out for me... ratman will get tantrums job, and i will have tmp as my new engine builders.... i think im ok now..... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Airpacker 07-25-2006 04:52 PM

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is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?

Is that even actually physically possible?

bouyhunter 07-25-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
poor guy..........just a washed up old ball player :eek:

who's balls? or is it whoever is available?

merlyn1965 07-25-2006 08:23 PM

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Jee, some peoples are quite cruel, and prone to exageration. My leaf blower... yeah right. The nicely engineer Yugo ouf... Well for my 3 pennys worth, I got more than they have in my 71 VW westfalia... 44 HP @ 4100 rpm out of 1500CC. 0 to 60 mph in about half an hour.

Tantrum 07-25-2006 09:04 PM

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I think thats why he likes running with the AMT.
As he points to my boat from the bar....."You see that ladies?....that boat right there with the funny looking motors on the back only has about 600 HP!.....now mine over there..(as he puffs out his chest).....has XXXX!"
:drink: :drink: :drink:

Lucididee 07-25-2006 09:28 PM

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WOW! Not a soul comes to rescue Stecz! Seems the bus came and runith him over and over again!

(Poork kid :( )

JS232 07-25-2006 09:33 PM

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I eared He was sponsored by LawnBoy... As anyobody ever looked inside His engine compartment? Are the engines green? :evilb: :D

Reed Jensen 07-25-2006 09:34 PM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 

Originally Posted by Lucididee
WOW! Not a soul comes to rescue Stecz! Seems the bus came and runith him over and over again!

(Poork kid :( )

Poork kid??..... is that like Pork kid?........ Poor Steczzy..... once again "under the bus". Did those dualys hurt Steczzy baby?......... :D

Reed Jensen 07-25-2006 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JS232
I eared He was sponsored by LawnBoy... As anyobody ever looked inside His engine compartment? Are the engines green? :evilb: :D

Sponsored by LawnBoy....... roflmao....... he better drop his muffler and gouge out his exhaust ports......... they must be clogged........ roflmao....... :D

stecz20 07-25-2006 09:40 PM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 
all of you are swine and beneath me on all levels.... :evilb: :evilb:

nordic95 07-25-2006 09:43 PM

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Stecz,

Even though I have to look up to see your down,because I own a Fountain.I have your back in this one.I am willing to sacrifice and give you two of my custom "GROUND" cams.This will guarentee with there variable lift and flat duration to give you at least 2000 HP.Let me know if you need them :D :D :D

Nordic95 AKA seaswirl 16

stecz20 07-25-2006 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nordic95
Stecz,

Even though I have to look up to see your down,because I own a Fountain.I have your back in this one.I am willing to sacrifice and give you two of my custom "GROUND" cams.This will guarentee with there variable lift and flat duration to give you at least 2000 HP.Let me know if you need them :D :D :D

Nordic95 AKA seaswirl 16

yes i heard about your situation....

do we need to put the word out and send the boys for a visit????

better let us know, you are now part of an elite group, that does not allow our members to get f ed.... one pm and i can make it all go away for you.....

nordic95 07-25-2006 10:04 PM

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Thanks for the offer,but I am waiting for resolve.I can give you the 2000 HP cams but we would have to find someone to install the custom lifters.I hear they can only be installed according to the picture I posted.Or we could just use them as beating sticks. :hothead

Nordic95



PS. I was running with HOT BOAT today in my seaswirl 16' (rental boat)with the Johnson 40.He made it past me because I was experiencing plastic prop deflection at 61.234 MPH.They would not rent me a stainless prop so I could beat him.O-well next time I'll bring my own 6"x9 pitch prop.I ran him so hard he had to take a nap after all said and done.

JCPERF 07-25-2006 11:04 PM

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This even makes more :evilb: :evilb:

Formula Outlaw 07-26-2006 08:24 AM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 

Originally Posted by JCPERF
This even makes more :evilb: :evilb:


ouch.....

sy goldberg 07-26-2006 08:54 AM

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Sears Shop Vac !

hpoffshore 07-26-2006 09:18 AM

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Damn...JC went 'Iron Duke" on his @ss!

ratman 07-26-2006 09:20 AM

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didn't the iron duke come in chevy vegas? eewwww

cuda 07-26-2006 09:41 AM

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Even Debbie's custom hipo engine makes more per cubic inch. :evilb:

Shane 07-26-2006 10:09 AM

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Hey Stecz,

Don't let them beat you down man. I have two ECHO leaf blowers that we can bungie into your engine compartment, run the tubes out the transom and VOILA! JET DRIVES! I have done some preliminary calculations, and factoring in the co-efficient of drag in fresh vs. salt or brackish water, I estimate that your barge should attain speeds never before seen by the stecz mobile. Infact, I believe that it may be so fast as to have a headway speed great enough to overcome the inflow of water so it just doesn't sink! :D :drink:

Panther 07-26-2006 10:11 AM

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Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate. :evilb: :evilb:

Shane 07-26-2006 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Panther
Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate. :evilb: :evilb:

LMAO! :evilb: :D :eek:

ratman 07-26-2006 10:26 AM

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Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate.
thats gonna be a classic :evilb:

ratman 07-26-2006 10:27 AM

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stecz oughta try the leaf blower as a super charger, i saw someone do it to a honda civic and it made way more hp per ci than stecz does now.

Wobble 07-26-2006 10:44 AM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 

Originally Posted by Panther
Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate. :evilb: :evilb:


OUCH, that's got to hurt :drink:

BajaRunner 07-26-2006 10:48 AM

Re: is anyone making less hp per cubic inch than stecz?
 

Originally Posted by Panther
Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate. :evilb: :evilb:

Thats some funny chit right there :evilb: :D :evilb:

Anarchy Powerboats 07-26-2006 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JCPERF
This even makes more :evilb: :evilb:

I know that motor, it's from "Pimp of the world" hahaha

CigDaze 07-26-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Panther
Stecz' insurance company heard his chit was punk so they're sending him a rebate. :evilb: :evilb:

LMAO. That's some funny sht right there! :D :D :D :D
Sorry Stecz.

Strip Poker 388 07-26-2006 11:17 AM

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this guy might be ??? but he's handicapped by 4 cylinders :rolleyes:

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