how much does weight (i.e. passengers and beer) slow you down?
08-10-2006 | 08:10 AM
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Re: how much does weight (i.e. passengers and beer) slow you down?
Originally Posted by IDRPSTF
A little known fact is that fat girls can make your boat run faster. Its true! Considering that a fat girl in a bikini on a go-fast boat will most likely be placed as far out of site as humanly possible (in the cabin, in front of the bed, in the anchor locker) this places all her lucious weight far forward of the boats center of gravity. causing less tab to hit level running (especially in calm water) and taking the porposing out of early model Cigarettes. Less tab= less resistance= more speed. So lets see all you LOTO shootout boys bring a nice "Plus Size" girls out on your boat and hit some quality numbers. Come to think of it, has anyone seen under the bow of Reggies "Cat Killer"? I bet he's got a whole weight watchers convention from footrest to beak in that thing.
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