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Old 02-05-2002, 09:33 PM
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you....
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get
hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually headright
for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up
all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest
are handicapped.

 
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Women are like water bongs...The more you hit on them....nevermind....
 
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Maybe they are telling me somehting by calling me ****head
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