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"Dude! It's gonna suck to be you when she finds out about this..." (Stinson or Troutly?)
"Obsolete" (T2X)
"Turning gasoline into noise."

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

Mine;

IT'S GOOD THING WATER ISN'T FLAMMABLE...iT CATCH FIRE...

Seen this one on a trailer.

IF YOU HESITATE FOR A SECOND... THAT'S WERE YOU'LL FINISH...

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

Here's one I use at home:

Of course I love you, my d**k is hard!! :D

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

We will get this thing rolling as smooth as a hunchback doing summersaults.

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

2 of my favorites:

If it flies, fks, or floats lease it.

Whats the last think a rednect says ?

Hey watch this ....


Curtis

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man while he crys.

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

The best was from Too Old

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

Ron

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When one of my friends hooked up with a girl who is notoriously easy, I asked him if he banged her. His response: "It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

I used to say

"I might not touch bottom but I will definitely beat the hell out of the sides."

The Illustrious One

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When I screw-up I say:

"Hey, nobody's perfect. When my finger pokes through the paper it comes up brown...just like everybody else's.".