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Imagine a T-shirt with a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache and under her picture it says:

"NOT MILK"

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"Rolla, MO.... where the women are scarce and the sheep are nervous."

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

On The back of my boat That's named "Dysfunctional"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"


A new one of my favorite

Its all fun and games until you get caught on tape :evilb:

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 

When everything seems to be coming your way...make sure your in the right lane.

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Look in my signature for the 2nd best ever. TwinStepGun caught live in Key West............ :D

Buyafountain is right, the Famous "trash can" quote from OSO Steve is priceless. :eek:

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"you got to lick it before you stick it" :D

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Here's one for a lot of people in the world:


"you can't fix stupid"

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Here's one I use at work:

"If the morale does not improve around here, the beatings will begin" :D

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"The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the beat"

Quote......Terra Stinson

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At my age rich widows in assisted living facilities seems to work best for me. -Sy Goldberg