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offshore score 01-24-2002 06:38 AM

Now I See how its done

packinair 01-24-2002 07:19 AM

Quote for traviss= when your going to shag a sheep make sure you take it a ciff so it pushes back and can't run away :D

Scarab3DMC 01-24-2002 07:28 AM

"SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA SPIT ON IT AND DRILL"!!!!! :eek: :eek: :cool:

Preferredstock 01-24-2002 08:11 AM

My favorite "Drive fast and take chances"

SHARKEY-IMAGES 01-24-2002 08:26 AM

Built light to fly right!!!

Shane 01-24-2002 08:59 AM

Intolerant, COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE! :( :( :mad: :mad:

My favorites:
"When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

"It ain't about the money...but it's about the money."

Scuba Steve 01-24-2002 09:11 AM

Gas, grass, or ass...nobody rides for free!

Bill272 01-24-2002 09:11 AM

If it's too loud, you're too old.

diligaf 01-24-2002 09:20 AM

If its too LOUD, or too FAST, YOUR TOO OLD...

GAS, CASH, OR ASS, nobody rides for free...

**** her in the ass and throw her down the stairs, treat her like the whore she is.

Wally 01-24-2002 09:21 AM

Heres a few i like:
  • Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
  • Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
  • Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and holds the universe together
  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works!
  • And my favorite: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day :D


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