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Wally 01-24-2002 09:24 AM

woops! I must have missed the part about it being member quotes! In that case i dont remember who it was but they said something about Trav being outside in a richard simmons outfit or something to that matter! I LMAO on that one! :D

buck183 01-24-2002 09:40 AM

Loud pipes save lives!

This line applies to my area of the world, Arkansas.


Buck
#183

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: buck183 ]

waterbum 01-24-2002 09:52 AM

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win your still a retard."

When I see statements like this it makes me realize that even in todays society there is a great deal of misunderstandings, hate, and intolerance of people who are different. If you ever want to see what a person with Downs Syndrome is really like, go spend some time volunteering at your local Downs Syndrome support organizations. They could always use another adult to help provide fun activities to special kids. I promise you will be amazed at what these kids are capable of and the joy they bring to the lives they touch.

3 years ago I would have not thought twice about the statement and moved on. However, a very special child was born into our lives and she happened to have Downs syndrome. I have since come to understand that these are the most loving, forgiving, affectionate, and happy people you could ever meet. Our hopes for our daughter are no different that any other parent. We want see her grow up to be a productive, contributing member of society. To be polite, kind and thoughtful when dealing with others. To be compassionate and caring of fellow human beings. To enjoy life and marvel at all of lifes wonders.

These are things we all could spend more time trying to achieve.

Doug

CigDaze 01-24-2002 09:54 AM

Okay, I found it...
This one's for IDRPSTF and Wally.
This was posted by Allan4 about Shorgasm and has to be my favorite and funniest thing I read on OSO...

"He's back, but I heard he was spotted leaving a Transvestite Rights convention wearing a small pink Menudo t-shirt, size 22 blue coaching shorts, "Frank Pocherello" mirrored sunglasses, ballet shoes, carrying purple pom poms, a life sized poster of Richard Simmons ( with a hole cut out of the a$$) and proudly prancing the sidewalk in celebration of his sexual identity. That's just what I heard....... "
http://207.55.218.179/cgidir/ubbcgi/...&f=47&t=002462

:D :D :D :D

packinair 01-24-2002 10:01 AM

someone once said "get a hotel room with 2 beds so neither has to sleep on the wetspot" :D sounds like a good plan to me

mattyboy 01-24-2002 10:07 AM

1 " a joke is a joke,a stick up a man's ass is no joke"
2. "give yourself a shake and get in the game"
3. " IF I WANT ANY s#!+ FROM YOU I'll SQUEEZE YOU HEAD"
4. " IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORTA THING"
5. "WHIP ME, BEAT ME MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS"

MATTYBOY

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: mattyboy ]

glassdave 01-24-2002 10:19 AM

" WHEN I NOD MY HEAD . . . .YOU HIT IT" . . . . :D . . .i just love that one,came of a bugs bunny cartoon i think :cool:

Wally 01-24-2002 10:30 AM

LMAO...Thanks BD!! :D :D :D

packinair 01-24-2002 10:36 AM

THought of another one. for those that go to key west there is that british magic guy @ mallory square. he made a comment about gay people and 2 guys got upset. he said "what! you can take a dick but not a joke? F-you" LOL that just killed me

packinair 01-24-2002 10:38 AM

and "DON'T EVER LIFT UNTILL YOU SEE GOD"


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