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Quiet Storm 11-22-2005 06:48 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
One of my favorites.

"Only those who risk going too far know how far they can go."

CROWN MAN 11-22-2005 07:19 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
This was in a Bar in NY..
Liquor up front - Poker in the rear. :D

jayboat 11-22-2005 07:38 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
"Too bad ignorance isn't painful."

Summer Heat 11-22-2005 07:47 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
Sometime back in the Fountain forum I was posting some idea's for big speed improvements on our 35

I remember somebody replying with allot of race & pleasure seat time experience and saying....

"When you start approaching those speeds be careful, because it's gonna feel like God's About Ready To Make A Decision" :eek:

We rethought our upgrades, I didn't want to be on the fence with God

TopSpin80 11-22-2005 07:54 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
If it's got Tits Tyres or a Transom it's gonna give ya trouble...

Waterfoul 11-22-2005 09:47 AM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
Never argue with a stupid person. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

:D

Tricky919 11-22-2005 06:01 PM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
" Free All Axe Murderers "

open87 11-22-2005 08:07 PM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
"i'm not a gynocolgist , but i'll take a look"

jeffery s bennett 11-22-2005 09:28 PM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
Relpy from one of my friends about another friend that was whining about going drinking for the fourth day (of 9) in Key West at the worlds in 2004 " Stuff another MAXI pad in your big girl panties, shut up and lets go"

buck183 11-22-2005 10:00 PM

Re: Best"OSO"member quote..ORIGINAL only!!!!
 
I could quote my buddy, whom some of you have had the opportunity to meet, is probably one of the most quotable people in the world. I'll throw out just a few of his one liners.

"Wow, she's got a butt on her like a ten year old boy"!!!
"Does a fart have lumps"???

I asked him one day if he would give a man that just won the lottery oral pleasure for a million dollars. His answer? "Yup, and he'd have to pay me another million to quit". :eek:

I could go on forever. Several here know what I'm talking about.

Buck


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