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Old 01-24-2002, 01:29 PM
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A member of the Milenium club !!! I'd like to thank my mother and father, my agent, my attorney, my accountant, my hairstylist ( ), my manicurist.... But mostly, I couldn't have done it without all of you....this place is the best....

In honor of this momentous occassion, I have been saving the following joke. Enjoy.....

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

“Where to?” he stammered.

“Union Station,” answered the woman.

“You got it,” he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, “Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?”

“Well ma’am, I noticed that you’re completely naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare.”

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, “Does this answer your question?”

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, “Got anything smaller?”

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Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO!
Congrats, Risk!
...Thought you'd never make it.
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Congrats dude!!
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congrats man..

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WOOO HOOOO! Way to go!
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Here's to a 1000 more!!!!

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one day may we all achieve such great stardom way to go dude on the joke
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