MARRIAGE!!
 

Is commiting suicide without killing yourself :( :rolleyes: :( :p

Man you scared the Hell outta me :rolleyes: Thought you were gonna do it or something :(

Been there twice, should know something about it, what the hell was I thinking about :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:

Third Time's a Charm? :eek:

No it ain't Dave third was the worst!!!!

The word DIVORCE is Latin for removing a man's balls by way of his wallet! :( :mad: :(

ya know marriage is also the leading cause of divorce :D :D :D :rolleyes: :D :p

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: glassdave ]

Marriage is not a word its a sentance

did it 3 times (so far) :)

Its worth the effort.......being alone sucks!

Don,

I know i have a great girl now

I keep trying

she says i must belive in it i have done it so many times
:)

Can you say F O U R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A plastic surgeon friend of mine perhaps said it best:
"getting married is grand ... getting divorced is a couple hundred grand!"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by glassdave
[B]ya know marriage is also the leading cause of divorce :D :D :D :rolleyes: :D :p

rotflmao:D :D

Ut---oh.... I better not bash women in this forum.... I already have Consintracy angry at me in the "For those going through a breakup " forum....:D

Hey, what would the economy be like without divorce. I bet 3% of the transfer of wealth in this country is thru men giving it up. That 3% is a total guess, I bet it is more and is measured by someone.:rolleyes:

every time I read ch!t like this and see what happens to my friends throught divorce, makes me want to stay single.....almost pulled the trigger twice and damn glad I didn't:cool:

Yup.





Not an option.

Done it twice, second times the charm. Hell, my first boat didn't last either!:D

Reed~
I'm not mad at you:D

Really? (*sniff*)...that's so sweet! :D

IT TOOK 23 YEARS & 3 KIDS TO ADJUST TO IT. I'M STILL NOT TOTALLY SURE:confused: I THINK IT WILL TAKE 23 MORE:p :p

ONCE YOU BECOME NUMM & DEFF AND LEARN THE WORDS (YES DEAR). IT STARTS TO GET BETTER:p :p :p

Has anyone seen that commercial, where the girl is carrying the guy up the steps of the church and the minister opens the door and she hands him the guy and says, "Since, there's a 30 day return policy I've decided it's not for me"
I'm not sure of the exact wording, but it's funny as ch!t!!

Why is divorce so expensive?.........Because it's worth it!
;)
(A joke I heard)

LMAO ROTF!:D :D :D

No women bashing. It takes 2 to Tango.

Not everyone is perfect. And not everyone is meant to be.
Compromise. Choose your battles. Be patient.
True Love doesn't expect anything in return. True Love is learning to Love someone for their good and their bad. Respect each other's space. (Very important)

You know you have it good when you can argue 5 minutes walk away in a huff and 5 minutes after that say I'm sorry and MEAN IT. If you don't there's no point in saying it.... or being in the relationship.

my .02

yep , that works too :D

:eureka:

Every one has to try marriage at least once, it is not permanent and if you do want to get out you will know how good it can fell to spend money, lots of money!:mad: :mad:

Marriage is an institution.
I don't like being institutionalized.

Marriage is easy. All you need to succeed is on sentence of wisdom. "You can be right OR you can be happy, choose one".

it amazes me how a lot of people complain about marriage. Especially the guys that say "I never wanted to get married" .......well then why in the heck did you ask "will you marry me"

stupid is a stupid does.

I was never one to say I did not want to get married. I would still be married if we were the same people now as we were when we got married. People change and grow and not always in the same direction.

Hey didn't mean to seem as if I directed that towards you.....just some people in general.

I've had several people say stuff like that to me and they sit there wondering why their marriage is not working out.

Sorry about what your going through man, keep your head up :)

I love my Schmoopy !!

Marriage usually doesn't work out because of pride and lack of compromise. Both go hand in hand.

I'm not married because I want to find the person I have to do the least mount of compromising with :D

Well it took me 42 years to find the girl of my dreams and now I'm going down the isle. You have to be with someone that when you wake up each morning you think about what special thing can I do for my wife/husband today. Yes I am blessed to have found this person and I owe it to ZoomnFun and is Bride for the introduction. I wish that everyone could have what I have found, but I ain't sharing. Yes, it's all about give and take and compromise, but there has to be a balance to it.

Oh, and Troutly, if it's true love, maybe you would be willing to give her pleasure at the drop of a dime instead of only thinking of your own pleasure! (not beating on you BROBROBROBROBROBROBROBRO)

Robert

Congrats on finding the great women Robert but dont be getting all soft on us.I have always looked up to you as a bad a$$ Big water boater:eek: Next thing you know she will be putting pink pillows on the boat:D ;) I will pm my address for the wedding invitation;)

Quick ! someone cut and paste Tonto's words of wisdom....... So if and when he's on the short end of the stick... we can trot out what he just said and remind him of his sentiment! :D I have all my buddies Wedding Invitations.... and when they start talking about the Exs'........ I pull out the invitations and have a good laugh at what was printed on the paper.... for all time and eternity.... till death do we part....... endless love..... Joined before god and man! ...... hahahahahahahaha.... :D Good luck Tonto... best wishes.....

oh thats bad;)

I know.... I'm cruel....... AND UNUSUAL TOO! :D