I agree with BajaBob38,
The third one is good!
Some funny sh#t!

Nick -

I very nearly needed the barf bucket over the first one.

Ha,Ha,Heee that 3rd one is great! I might have to try that one on someone. It's amazing what people bring out when they get pissed off.

I'm sorry guys the rich guy gets the vote from 'ole shore......

Nothing better than a british guy yelling C!@#sucker......

F'in hilariuos

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number
of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His
wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but
Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
compulsion
on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
could
see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my
penis
into the pickle slicer?" he asked.

"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.

"Yes, I did," he told her.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.

"Oh... she got fired too."

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