Cigarette...
 

Making boys into girls since 1969 :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

Uh Oh!!!

Uh-Oh.....Who went home crying? :D :D

What you tryin to say you got beat by a Cig:rolleyes: :drink: :evilb:

Today we proudly announce the winner of the prize for the shortest contributions to threads, which will be given to the winner at the next OSO party - and that guy is ............dykstra!!! Applaussse!!!

stop shining our shoes, and get to the point punk.....:evilb: :evilb:

Nice!

he got whoooooooped like a red head step child.....

Downtown for President!

You certainly are running a fever.

downtown is a punk... he must give us bikini shots of his wife for forgiveness.....

There, this is what you truely wanted to say, isnt it.

:D

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:D

:evilb: Downtown is the shiznizzle!:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :D

hee hee....can't be president I got too many skeletons in the closet.

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Done shoveling DT...

Here we go let's bite and have fun while waiting for the Bush race to start.. :D

Indeed Fountain people are men, I have yet to see girls achieve such tasks as these ...

-Fastest V-Hull Cat Killer in the world---Skater built awesome "V"

-Fastest 42' hull--- Any 47' Fountain manufactured

-Fastest 38' hull--- Any 42' Fountain manufactured

-Fastest 35' hull--- Any 38' Fountain manufactured

-Fastest 32' hull--- Any 35' Fountain manufactured

-Fastest 29' hull--- Any 32' Fountain manufactured

-Fastest 25' hull--- Any 27' Fountain manufactured

-Tallest CEO measured with Fountain Factory Tape Measure under SBI Sanction.

-Most creative use of Public investment funding to fund lavish racing program & transportation.

-Spectacular bi-yearly Brunswick Corp bailout again draining Public Investment Funds.

-Most spectacular 200 sales with 17 Deposits at any major boat show.

-Most owners of Offshore Boats asked at the gas stations if "That's one a them thar Cigarette boats?"

-Most shafting of new model buyers by lowering following year new models.

-Most amount of new model owner upside down on their loans after Factory tanking re-sale with lower following year model prices.

-Most contributing factor in sales of rechargeable drills.

-Most use of Dune Buggy steering

-Most proud owners of the Camaro of boats...

Great tasks indeed.... :D

And always remember DT ... :D
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Gl,
Too funny. I am still laughing!

me too!! You guys are killing me.

That,s the idea! :D:D

Thought I would dust this one off, it's a wonderful composition by my wife.

The paint has gotten much better so number one doesn't really apply any more, and remember it's a joke...


Top 10 Reasons for Buying a Fountain

1. I have absolutely no sense of personal style. It’s faster without all of that extra paint.

2. I plan to use the boat to commission a crime. With 30 other boats exactly like it on the lake on any given weekend, no one will know I did it!

3. I can’t afford a real offshore boat so instead, I’ll buy a Fountain and bash all of the other quality boats out there. Nobody will be the wiser for it, right?

4. Related to Number 3, I love Reggie’s easy-time payment plan. Just imagine, a $200,000 boat with a payment less than the monthly payment for my Kia! Did I tell you what a great boat it is and yours is a piece of crap.

5. Related to Number 4, I plan on inheriting money in the next five years so when plan to sell my Fountain, I have enough money to bring to closing. Oops, I thought it was supposed to go up in value, not depreciate by half? The other million people trying to sell their Fountains are finding the same problem. Must be a conspiracy started by Apache, Cigarette or Outlerlimits, eh?

6. I am follicly challenged. Did I tell you my hair migrated from the top of my head to my back because my Fountain is so fast?

7. I am vertically challenged. With no freeboard, no one can tell. (Note to self, don’t have tall girlfriend on the boat with me or the secret will be out I’m really 4’8” without lifts or clogs).

8. I prefer inland rivers as opposed to oceans or the Great Lakes, but will still call myself an offshore boater because, I’m off-shore watching the real boats running in the big water!

9. I was beat up in middle school.

10. If I buy a Fountain, I’ll be popular and Reggie will love me.

I spit milk over this....:D

Reggie Fountain for President!:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :D :D

:D Downtown42 for Vice President!:evilb: :evilb: :D

GL you're phucking killing me!:D :p :drink:

All I can say is........................

Oh, I better not.... :drink:

This stuff is great. Keep it coming. There's nothing better than some good old Fountain bashing!!:D:D

Making Boys Into What?....:D

Yo, Yo, Yo....POP!:p

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#2 is the best one :D I guess the same could go for Fomula, Baja and a few others

Hey Downtown...my favorite saying.....

Race a Fountain, Smoke a Cigarette! :evilb: :D

fountain bashing, sheeeeeett any chance i get i like to poop on the deck of one.. gives a whole new meaning to "poop deck".....:evilb:

say it, say it................................................ .............

Next poker run sneek out to the docks at 2 in the morning.:evilb: :drink:

Oh come on Tim, where are your balz...man up and let it fly!:D

So I'm sitting at dinner tonight with my wife and I ask her what her favorite boats we saw at the show were.

She say's in this order:

1- Outerlimits red with the rivits painted
2- Nortech Aero
3- Cigarette 38 Tog gun hidden in the back of the Cig booth
4- Fountain new 35.

i have some pics to show you....:evilb: :evilb:

With out that whole speed thing, you Fountain guys have NOTHING! (except one thing)

Best riding...NOPE
Best handling...NOPE
Most Exclusive...NOPE
Best resale...NOPE
Best looking...NOPE (unless you're into boats that look half sunk)
Easy to drive...NOPE (unless you're left handed)
Biggest shinanigans to sell boats...YEP

And all that money dumped into racing and B.S. advertising campaigns (that make Fountain look like a joke) and it's still one of them "Cigarette boats"!!!!:D

Keep spending money, it's still not a Cigarette.:drink: :evilb:

:D :D :p :drink: