you need to pay me an access fee to come into cali, your receict will be half dozen mexicans to take home

You're getting better lately so I guess you smuggled a load of dictionaries across some border in that trailer.

hey Sy, actually i brought in like 16 gross of depends undergarments for you! You shoudl be able to make it until at least may with tha many!

duken, happy to be of service. Yeah the trip back has been rough. The guy we bought the trailer from might not have done the prep on it he was supposed to prior to us picking it up. In fact the driver, tom, was standing aroudn for abotu 4 hours waiting for them to fix a few things before he left LA with it. The plan was for him to head to LA, get picked up at the airport, drive 45 minutes to thier shop, hop in the truck and be on the road by noon ad in phoenix around 5 on monday. He didn;t leave LA until at least 5. That delay cost us at least 1 additional day on the trip!!! ergghhhh

He told me those DEPENDS were made of KEVLAR,they weren't.I won't tell the rest of the story.

hahaha oh lord do i have a terrible mental image!!!