you gonna buy me dinner first???


you know what blows... this place ..ggeeeshhhh not to many fun people around here to get the party started..


ok ok ok


what is a 6.9??






good sex interrupted by a period

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head








Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"




What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.






What do you call a cow masturbating.........beef strokin' off





Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

found watefoul over here... he still is around...


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