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Old 02-10-2002, 06:03 PM
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Talking A guy with a black eye boards his plane.........

......bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got ours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter nd this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead
of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh', and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'"

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DOH!!!!!!!!
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See? A little slip of the tongue and they don't see the humor in it.
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funny as chit.
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he's lucky thats all he got! where is tittsburgh? I'd really like to go sometime
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You know what? The same thing happened to me just the other day!
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