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Old 02-11-2002, 10:26 AM
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Talking WHILE RIDING ONE DAY, A COWBOY..........

..........met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: Look of shock!!

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog:: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief!!

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock!!

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian
Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement!!

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."



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