WARNING! When drinking with AudioFN....
 

...don't get into a drinking contest. While at the D&B get together, he gets 5 Turbos and tells us it's time for another drinking contest. He gets all of us in a circle, counts down to "GO", and right when we all start to really get going on sucking the drink through the straws...he reaches over and starts whacking our sacks! :eek: :eek:

I was laughing so f*cking hard I just spewed my drink everywhere (right out my nose!). Couldn't even finish it I was laughing so damn hard.
So you've all been warned: wear a cup when drinking with Jon! :eek:

Kinda like.."hey.what's the capitol of China"....."BANGKOK!!!" :eek: or wherever it's the capital.....I don't know and if you're tanked who cares anyways..... :rolleyes:

oh YA, that was funny. We all wondered what the hell happened. I thought you and waterfoul were going to pee in your pants you were laughing so hard.

We were the first guiney pigs to his drinking game. He comes up to me, jawbreakerkid, and a few others and says "you don't want to be the last one done" ..... now drink!. We are like what the hell, he slams his and we follow :D . Not to mention that those drinks were fizzy which coming through the nose is NO good.

Hey gasm,

Bangkok is the capitol of Thailand buddy!

Shane :cool:

I thought it was Dave & BustHERS, not BustHIS!! :D :D

Yea! and steer clear of them while drinking too! I was part of that round and i think half of their drinks ended up on my shirt! :eek:

Oh by the way.....I won that contest (that round!) :D

-Wally

What do you think the FN in AudionFn means? Feeln' nuts!

good one, cord!!! i'm still trying to practice audio's "one legged, hands in the pockets, spin dance"!!! did anyone else attempt this? :eek: :) :D

jbk

drinking rule: NEVER attempt anything that requires coordination when drunk......you will fall on your ass! :D :D ;)

-Wally

Yea, Audio is a very well coordinated drunk! ;) :D

Ok let me see hear how much did I drink.

At the Hotel:
2 shots of Cuervo
2 Rum and Cokes

Dave and Busters
2 Newcastles
2 Rum and Cokes
8 +Turbos
After that it is all a blur

At the club.
Water
Water
Water
Water

I knew at that point of the night I could no longer win. I was to damn hammered. So the nut slap seemed like the best way to even the odds. ROFLMAO. What the hell it worked. Wally stepped back when he saw what was up and Waterfoul and G-force aka kenny loggins, aka Lorrenzo Lamas could not continue. We did all get poor old Wally bad with the nose hurl. :D :D I am very scared to see the pictures. I was kookoo for Coco Puffs. Oh ya Cord I tried to email you but it said that Email can not be delivered to [email protected] :D :D Hey the $500 that we agreed on for the motor is on its way LOL

Audiofn out
and the FN is for FREEKE OF NATURE!!!
and the FN is for FEELIN NUTS.

Jon, that was the funniest chit I've ever seen... :D
It would just never occur to me to cheat in that manner, and you did it so nonchalantly. I'm still laughing...just gotta make certain I don't have anything to drink near me when that image comes up in my mind. :D :D

Sounds like I missed a good time at Alumni - but my merry band of cohorts tend to lose steam after they've fed. :( :rolleyes:

Yea, you should of seen your self on the dance floor. You were just swaying, staring at the girls making out with each other. :D

Did he have that glazed look in his eyes and his hand down his pants? :p

Hey Cord you are Married you just would not understand us poor single guys predicaments. :rolleyes: You want to go talk to chicks but then you look around and are feeling like there are guys ready to kick the crap out of ya. We formed out little circle and danced to 80's tunes LOL That club was cool. Unreal dance floor but there was some attitude floating around. By that time I had flown out there from Boston, only got a couple hours of sleep the night before. Was all jaked up on Meds and lots of drinks. I was impreased that I was walking let alone doing my best imitation of drunk white boy :D Now do not try and back out of the motor deal we worked out!!! Oh ya can you believe it after all that dancin with the foul he never called me in the morning :( :( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p

He didn't call you, because you guys shared the room! :D

Regarding the motor deal-do you really want to pay 3k for a motor with bad valves? I'd be glad to sell it to you, but you were drunk! :D

Damn it Cord I do my best deal making when i am drunk and we settled on 2grand!! Don't you try and back out of it now!!! :D :D

I feel so dirty and used :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

But hey 100% the next morning!!! :D :D

Oh ya and you were going to ship it to me, then hop on a plane and fly to Bean Town and install it. Now how could I make that up? I am sure you said it :D :D :p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

Yea it was 2 grand. But then you came back and said that you wanted to counter your offer. That's when you raised to 3k and offered to fly me out there to help install it. Damn if I know why you did it, there isn't anybody else that's interested in the thing. :D

HEHE Seriously Cord. I may want to talk to you about that motor if the one that I think I am getting does not come through. Are you selling it complete with electronics and all that or just the long block?

Jon

Dud, it's from '88. They didn't have electronics back then. Everything was Analog! I'll PM you.

Analog... Like what an abucus? :D :D You are going to do what... PM me? What the hell is that? Hmm could that be as entertaining as the trying ti figure out what FN means LOL :D :D

You guys are just entirely too gay to pick on..... :rolleyes:

Oh my goodness gracious boys. I can't wait till LutzParty posts the pictures of you guys dancing. Now mind you, part of your heads are cut off, but still just enough showing to tell who it is. :D :D

Cord, I think I was staring at those girls too. :eek: :D

And for the record, it made my night hearing that mix of 80's songs, even though it did make me feel old. "I Love Rock n Roll, put another dime in the juke box baby!".....

Oh yeah, 80's tunes!! "Pour some sugar on me...."

And for the record, MnFastboat, Audiofn, and I did SHARE a room. But that was it. Just the room. And I slept on the floor. And I'm here to tell you, Audiofn SNORES LIKE A HORSE!!! Got up and whacked him with a pillow a few times!! Jon, that dream about eating a giant stay puff marshmellow..... well.....who knows.....

And G-Force doing the Turbo Blow was WAY FUNNY!!!

Mike

Dude 80's rock.......rules......Def Leppard......Motley Crue.....Van Halen-the real Van Halen though....... :D :D :cool:

Hey we were all snoring like a horse at some time or another LOL I have been snoring bad lately. I am actually going to see a doctor about it. It has been killing my ability to work durring the day, and slowing me down. That is right SLOWING ME DOWN!!! Imagine me when I am not tired. That is how the FN stands for Freek of Nature!! :D :D Sorry if I snored bad bro.

LOTO LOTO LOTO

Ok, so who here has slept with a snoring horse? Oh, I know! Waterfoul has!

Great thread !!! still LMFAO. 80's rockssss

80's :D :cool:

Need to keep this near the top while he's out here...........

:D :D

Yall are a bunch of old homosexuals!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :p :D :D

Who you callin old?:D :D

Nort you silly man you. You are not sapposed to bust my balls till after I get your boat back together. Now were do all these screws go?????? Il be damned if I know :D:D

Jon

Jon, You guys sound like your having too much fun down there. I think I might have to come down this summer to check this place out.:cool:

Come on down man we are looking to have us one off the hook time :D:D

Its no wonder why your SINGLE...
 

DUDE, YOUR GAY !!!, sounds like you could have yourself a BOYFRIEND IN NO TIME !!!

Hey Too Old, bear in mind that Audiofn WILL be at LOTO for Mem. Day. Cup check!!!!!!!!

Scary, just plain scary.

:D :D Your right Fowl,, and to think ,I was worried about bringing my daughter , around him!!!!!!!:D :D :D I think the girls are safe!!!:D :D

I got the magic stinky fingures :D:D:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: