No need to lie. You coulda just told me you two wanted to be "alone".........

I'm so sorry honey I broke the chair, I'll make it up to you when I get home.

Do these pants make my ankles look fat?

or


I called you to make sure you had Steve whacked if he posted this pic of me in his sisters pants.

Disco Tank. Where's your white suit Travolta???

The lovely Mrs. Tank and friends. My camera stays in the cabin

somebody turn that thing rightside

It's a Miami thing, not that there's anything wrong with that.

here ya go Bill

Tank later that night, but still dancing his azz off.