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Old 01-09-2002, 06:54 PM
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,
she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was
applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the
trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was Stomped on by
an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde
chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as
he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the
blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere
this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was
another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I
swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was...." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a
tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging
back and forth."


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Good one you get 1/2
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I told that one to my wife and she didn't get it. Oh yeah, thats right. She's blond.
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Same here!!
 
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That was a two!!
 
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