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Old 01-25-2002, 10:56 AM
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Cool Friday Funny

Bill woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Kathy, had already awakened
though,and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Bill called his little boy into the room and asked him to "bring this note to your beautiful Mommy."

The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Kathy, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "bring this to your silly Daddy.

The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today!

Bill read the note and quickly scribbled a reply, Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen".

The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Is Still Spread,
So Drop What Your Doing,
And Come Give Me Head.

Laughing, Kathy answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to the poor dude upstairs".

The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land,
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
 
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