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Old 01-25-2002, 11:34 AM
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Cool Texas Baby...

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks in a bar after announcing that his wife has just produced a "typical" Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Congratulations are showered upon him from all around. Exclamations of "WOW!" fill the air. A woman faints nearby from sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The Bartender asks, "Say, aren't you the Father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?'

"Yep, that's me," replies the Texan.

"Well, how much does he weigh now?"

"Seventeen pounds," answers the proud Father.

"Seventeen pounds?" says the puzzled bartender. "What happened? He weighed
25 pounds at birth."

The Texas Father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his mouth
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the Bartender and with southern accent and
deep voice says, "Had him circumcised."
 
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