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Old 08-23-2007 | 10:46 AM
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Liquid, Eddie, came over to the shop the other day and had on a goofy pair of gym shorts.......he kicked his leg on the chair to shoot the chit and his sack fell out on the floor. You know what happened next.......the cats IMMEDIATELY pounced on the opportunity and started a championship hockey match with them. All the time Eddie was barkin....."doe's mudda fukka's bedda leave my bawls alone"!

good thing that didn't happen in the kitchen, his ballz would be under the stove!!
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Old 08-23-2007 | 10:54 AM
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John's cats are gay!
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Old 08-23-2007 | 11:02 AM
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They are not only gay....but are into incest as well. The male is always trying to suck his sisters boobs when she is asleep.....and heaven forbid there is a chance to sniff the other ones azz.
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Old 08-23-2007 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Liquid Liability
good thing that didn't happen in the kitchen, his ballz would be under the stove!!
I doubt they would fit.....not due to the size of his balls......but the fact that everything else that is missing in the house is under the stove.
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Old 08-23-2007 | 11:57 AM
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Dude, ya'll are obsessing over my ball bag, which by the way, is very tight and firm and very attractive.
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Old 08-23-2007 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by thunderusone
They are not only gay....but are into incest as well. The male is always trying to suck his sisters boobs when she is asleep.....and heaven forbid there is a chance to sniff the other ones azz.
They are getting that from you and Deb. They must be watching that freaky porn ya'll have.
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Old 08-23-2007 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Young Performance
Dude, ya'll are obsessing over my ball bag, which by the way, is very tight and firm and very attractive.
Only when you do your annual jump with "The Polar Bear Club" in the winter.
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Old 08-27-2007 | 12:02 PM
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Happy Birthday ! Hope you had a good one. You know your back would be better if you didn't have to carry guys like us all the time.
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Old 08-27-2007 | 11:00 PM
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Barry...how is your boat running?
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Old 08-28-2007 | 08:15 PM
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Happy B day Eddie hope all is well! SC
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