JBK is on the market......
 

add me to the "ever increasing" list of eligible OSO men.

i might as well let the cat out of the bag. after more than a year, JBG and myself called it quits. without going into details, things were not working out...some my fault and some not. i truly care about her and her future, but there is a time in which you need to walk the other way.

soooooooooooo.......i am now accepting applications for a new female member of Team Insanity! a trip to the miami boat show is just one benefit of the job! :D

lock up your daughters,
lock up your wife,
lock up your backdoor
and run for your life,
'cause i'm J-B-K!
i'm dynamite!

out-o-here,
jbk

Whhooo. What's the world comming to? :(

Would it be out of line to ask for jbg #...she was a little hottie... :eek: :D ;)

I'm speachless JBK!!! :(

Well looks like LOTO will be even crazier now with another hound on the loose!!! :D :D

JBK,

I am there with you bro, kicked the girl I was dating to the curb, all her fault! Anyway, looking forward to Miami, I will get there on thurs night staying thru sunday at RIU.

I have heard the girls in South Beach are awsome :eek: First to hook up with a Latino girls wins :D

WILL

JBK~ I'm sorry to hear this. :( You know how much I adored Nicole, but I understand that you did what you had to do.

We are still planning on rafting up with Insanity on Memorial Day, regardless or your "status". DEAL???

With your looks and personality I am sure you will be fighting the chics off of you. ;) :D Not that you'd be complaining about that or anything!! ;)

Again, I'm sorry you guys didn't make it but I hope you find what you're looking for and her as well.

Sorry to hear JBK, but it sounds like you are doing OK with it. I'm not out of the woods yet on my end in any direction, either.
:(
Brian

JBK, sorry to hear that.

Sounds like we may get down to LOTO to see you guys for Mem. Day

yeah, the shock factor is crazy, eh?

cord- your guess is as good as mine!

supercrash- sorry bro, i don't think you are her type.

wally- speechless, yeah right! you won't have to worry about finding craziness, 'cause i'll be making it! you've never seen me as a single man...LOL!

WILL- good luck with your situation too. SoBe girls are yummy. i accept the challenge!

Troutly- will do, hombre!

Miss Amy- thank you for the kind words. yes, we still have a deal!

Brian- thanks! good luck...i don't know if i'm out of the woods yet either, yet i don't know much right now...LOL.

Payton- great news...looking forward to seeing you again. LOTO, LOTO, LOTO!


thanks again,
chad

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Chad- Sorry to hear it...seems to be an epidemic these days...At least you both left on good terms...and there is somebody more suited for the both of you out there...I'm sure you wont have a hard time enjoying single life...

JBK WOW is all I can say. I know what ya feel man it aint no fun but sometimes you got to do what ya got to do. No sence in pushing if it is not right. Hang in there bro only a couple of more months to go and LOTO LOTO LOTO LOTO LOTO :D

Oh man some one call the police theres a mad man in town!!! :D This Memorial weekend is starting to shape up. The lake may be large now, but there will not be any water left by the time we are done with it :D :D Reason #23252432452345 why loto is going to kick havasue's ass JBK is single!!! :D :D Hope that at leaste put a smile on ya for a little bit anyhow :D :D

Jon

Wow - I hope that's what you wanted. If so congrats( :D ) - if not, sorry :(

I have to say I really liked your revision of AC/DC!!! :D :D :D :D

Chad, damn son I thought you guys were doing so good. It was nice chatting with you guys at the last OSO get together and I would have never known.

I am sure you will have no problem finding that right one. Good luck :)

Better to do what you did rather than get hitched and have kids and then decide there is a problem.

Jeff

BG- i hope you are right. i got your message, i'll get back ASAP. right now, i'm on the phone and typing at the same time!! LOL!!

Audio- yes, you made me laugh. thanks i needed that. i promise to make LOTO an "off the hook" time for you.... :D

Nauti- i'm not sure what i want right now. i'm still kinda numb from the whole experience. :confused: glad you liked my revision. ;)

hp500- my thoughts exactly. hope to see you at LOTO!

i guess it is time to reopen the "little black book"! :eek:

jbk

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Well let me put in my .02 No in all sincerety after our conversation I am sure you and i have many similar outlooks on life in general so knowing you i have the utmost confidence you and nicole made this decision with level heads. I cant say I enjoyed being single after having a girlfriend/fiance/wife for the last 7.5 years Amy=3yrs Barby=4.5 but after the adjustment period i am enjoying it now. I just told Miss Amy I probabably wasn't going to make it to Miami with all of the irons I had in the fire, however if i start to see a boys weekend in Miami shaping up I am sure my arm could be easily twisted :D

If you want to talk to some one who has been there done that recently you can call anytime.

BTW: I was suppose to be anulled on 1/10/02 and a few hours prior to scheduled time. her attorney got stuck in a trial the jury was hung on and couldn't make it. so maybe next week.

Wow, I am speechless!! All I can say from experience is its better to be single and somewhat happy than in a relationship and unhappy.

You'll rebound in no time. Good luck and see you at LOTO soon!!!

Like the saying on the back of the Scarab says: Have Fun Stay Single! :D

Sorry to hear that bit of news amigo...you two made a great looking couple. Starting to look like perhaps we have enough single boaters to perhaps start up a new web site: SLOBs:
Single
Lonely
Offshore
Boaters

I don't imagine you'll be part of the club for long though. ;)

Perhaps this could be the start of a new forum for OSO. The OSO Dating Service

We could have separate sections for singles seeking singles, married seeking singles for meaningful one night stands, singles seeking singles for meaningful one night stands, married seeking married for swapping, and ex-wives for sale-Take over payments!!! :D :p :cool:

You forgot a category: men seeking sheep :eek: :D

G-Force,

Look at your post. It says Men seeking sheep, and then right under it is reads BEEN THERE-DONE THAT!!! You wouldn't be related to Traviss would ya??? :eek:

Awww, hell no! I prefer mine to have two legs, not four... :D

Let's see here: JBK, Wally, Audiofn, G-
Force, and myself all at LOTO at the same time, and all SINGLE!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: I'm at a loss for words. And that doesn't happen very often!!!!

Actually, I guess G-Force is on the edge at this point, isn't he :D

Chad, I'm a bit shocked though. Hell, I think I'll miss Nicole more than you (the leather pants anyway). J/K pal. Sorry things didn't work out for the two of you. But, probably better now than later (as someone said above).

We'll talk more later.

thanks for the words of encouragement everyone! it means a lot to me.... :)

LOTO....hmmm, last time i was single and at LOTO, my best friend and i wound up with 5 Hooter's chics spending the weekend in my condo. we pitched tents and had a sleepover! :D

jbk

I never thought about it like that 'Foul...the 5 of us would be the beginning of a LOTO legend. Damn....the possibilities. :eek:

JBK..... I bet you pitched a tent :eek: ;)

Hmmmm...... the five of us at Back Water Jacks..... a tray full of those Pain in the Ass drinks....lots of hot women around..... the place would never be the same!!! Sounds like a plan! :cool:

I think I need to bring more money now :D

Damn bro.....Oh Well you probably know best......

I wanna go to LOTO now>>>>> :D :D :D

Oh and to that humplick Supercrash...I can see you're just always gonna be a dick... :rolleyes:

One big rule that I'm sure you would never understand......STAY AWAY FROM THE BOYS EX'S.....get it.....good way to get a real tune-up...... :cool:

If you're not enough of a man to find a woman without ties to your friends...well then you're just not much of a man......or you just don't have any friends......probably the later.... :rolleyes:

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Hey Shore, still got room in my condo if you want to sleep on a couch or in a sleeping bag on the floor (You won't be sleeping much while you're there anyway!! Too much to do)

Fly into KC and hook up with Audiofn and MissAmy/Lutzparty. Audio could probably use a hand putting all the stereo into their boat!!!!

Dude, you really should fly on out. Looks like hooking up for a ride won't be an issue. Gonna be a LOT of boats there!!! More than Havasu anyway (right at you Nort!!! :p )

Hey Troutly then yours is the "Pig Rig!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad:

Waterfoul those drinks are TURBOS, but it is ok you usually can not remember after a night of drinking them :D :D

I been working Biggus Dikkus all night and he said he was in if we went in my truck we could tow out his boat!! Baja 280 Sport :D :D

'foul, I could be intersted in that extra spot if it would be possible??
have not looked for rooms yet but always willing to split cost
let me know :)

LOL! troutly, i have your "Gay Brigade" right here in my hand! ya want it? LOL!

:D ;)

someone called me last night and wants to work things out because she misses and loves me.... :mad: i think moving on is my best route!

jbk

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Audiofn, something you want to tell us?? :D

Sorry Gus. it just had to be said.

Audio and MNFastboat, the only problem I forsee with all of us in the same condo is that we only get ONE slip, and that would make 4 boats (Flylevel is bringing his too). BUT, the state park is just around the corner, litteraly (remember Hugh??). 2 minutes by water, but 10 minutes by land. We would have to rent a couple of slips there with all these boats because Lazy Days just doesn't have many extra slips. I can ask her when I call later this month to make my reservation, BUT, getting one for Hugh at the Shootout last winter took some sweet talking on my part (Kay is a nice lady as long as you stay on her good side).

So, you can see, I need to know who is going to be there FOR SURE by the end of the month. We can always add one or two later, but it cost's $15 a night more per person so we really need to get this figured out. If you get caught with more people in your condo than you r4egistered, you will be kicked out, never to return. And I want to be able to return, so I play by the rules. They have 2, 3, 4, and even 5 bedroom condos. Not many 5 bedrooms though, only 2 I think. And that one is big money.

We'll have to open a chat room or something so we can all talk at the same time.


And Troutly, I think you know better!!! NONE of us wswing that way. You on the other hand.......hey, you brought it up! :rolleyes:

JBK only you know but keep an open mind and dont burn any bridges I came close to doing that and I am so glad now that i didn't. You never know what fluke think may happen and change alll of your thinking, goals, and aspirations.

However if you talk to my x she will strongly disagree and proceed to inform you that I am selfish, money hungry, greedy, and shallow. I guess three out of four isn't bad :p

Hey shor...I was just playing with him...notice the gremlins..So thanks for the brutal ripping for NOTHING...with more name calling...Why did you have to turn JBK's thread into a place you can bash me???...notice no gremlins

play nice.

Sorry Jesse...I'll get of my horse now... :)

:D :D

Count me in for Mem Mike
The drive is getting take off next week to see what is all needed for hte vibration :(
Hopefully not too much
If you need money to reserve let me know
not a problem
I already have the time off from work for both Mem and the 4th tho :(