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Old 11-27-2007 | 08:27 AM
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The sandbar...
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Old 11-27-2007 | 11:34 AM
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I got an e mail request for an insurance quote from Mr. Helmintoller on 11/26/07.I'm looking for creative responses to this request.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by sy goldberg
I got an e mail request for an insurance quote from Mr. Helmintoller on 11/26/07.I'm looking for creative responses to this request.
Forget the funny response, let him apply for insurance (and commit fraud) and turn his azz in to the authorities. I can't stand scumbags!
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sy goldberg
I got an e mail request for an insurance quote from Mr. Helmintoller on 11/26/07.I'm looking for creative responses to this request.
Are you serious, he's asking for a quote a day after his accident?

Send him the picture in my above post, with a quote for the full purchase price of a brand new 35 Fastec.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by sy goldberg
I got an e mail request for an insurance quote from Mr. Helmintoller on 11/26/07.I'm looking for creative responses to this request.
Now that is classic!




On a seperate note.......what if the boat nearly missed someone and they got pissed off and showed up at his house with a shot gun and killed him because they got his address from this article? Is it legal to print a persons name and street address like that? We have means to find out this kind of information but making it public like that, is that ok?

Usually articles will say somethink like "K. Helmintoller of Land O'Lakes, FL"..... but not the dudes address.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:25 PM
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I'm getting him a quote from BAGHDAD CASUALTY INSURANCE COMPANY with a 110% deductible.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:46 PM
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The sandbar...

I wonder how long it ran wfo sitting there digging that hole?
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:50 PM
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I wonder how long it ran wfo sitting there digging that hole?
I'm glad you noticed that....first thing I saw, too. Talk about some dredging.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CigDaze
I'm glad you noticed that....first thing I saw, too. Talk about some dredging.
I was wondering the same thing. Must of made one hell of a sound just winding off by itself! I wouldn't want to come up beside it with the motors bouncing off the rev limiters.
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Old 11-27-2007 | 12:58 PM
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Are we going to see an ad forthis on Coopers?

"Owner only rode in boat for a short time".
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