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is Allan4 still a putz? Oh I miss the old days...

is and always will be

this is funny.

If I haven't said this before (and I know I have) you guys are all phaaags!

Remember the good old days when a moose in a Canadian trailer park ate somebody's cashiers check?????

I just pissed myself......

Anyone want to buy a Rolex???

For sale, the best over 40 foot rough water, deisel powered Apache cat complete with matching cup holders, Trick valve covers and a complimentary Zircon encrusted Rolex and all for under 40 grand with a 90% deposit due immediately. Balance due on delivery as soon as Big Scotty's missing delivery driver is located.

Please send cashiers check to my broker in Nigeria for authentication.


But wait, thats not all. Act now and we'll throw in a shiny new marina complete with a restaraunt that serves up world renowned Manatee steaks, a lifetime supply of super magical bottom wax, a set of top secret valve lifters and a 1,000,000 horse power pump gas motor.