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Old 01-28-2002, 04:43 PM
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It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was topping
the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance,
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch,until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

****!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater...
 
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Old 01-28-2002, 04:46 PM
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first ya say it then ya do it!

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Old 01-28-2002, 04:50 PM
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Always think before you say something to avoid messes like that.
 
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