I love pontoons. they are the party boats... Plus you don't have people crawling all over your interior if you out swimming or rafted up...

I seen two "Brothers" in the City with a 18' multi color Piece of Sh*t.. In electrical tape on both sides it said "Bow Movement"

Ez2cme

My old boss had a 18' flat bottom named B**by Bouncer.

I'm thinking Big Twins (big blocks and a fiance with bigguns) for my current boat.

"Double Down"

Demons Eye always sounded cool to me

LICLIT was actually used by us years ago but always likes it, we told people it was French!!!!

My Jetski was called "Poon spoon"

My new boat is called "sun seekers" had to keep it somewhat clean for my Family But I am sure you get the point. LOL

The unofficial name we use for my brothers boat is the "vomit comet" since his buddy puked all over it on its maiden voyage to a LI bar.

Written around the entire outside of the boat-

"It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye"

Another good one was - "O Face " - you know as in I want to show her my "o"-face ooh ooh oohh!!!!


The Camire brothers built a sebring tunnel for a guy that owned an avocado farm, and the boat was green and was called "holy guacamole"


Uncle Dave

I thought this was really cool and very original... A Guy had an older Donzi and when I was docking I noticed that it had the old metalic metal flake stickers but they were literally "put on upside down perfectly"..

It said "Don't Panic" in upside down letters. Had a good laugh at that.

"liquor box" or "lickher box" never did it though