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Old 02-14-2002, 02:01 PM
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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE

Ingredients:
> 4 Laughing eyes
> 4 Well-shaped legs
> 4 Loving arms
> 2 Firm milk containers
> 2 Nuts
> 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
> 1 Firm banana
> DIRECTIONS :
> 1. Look into laughing eyes.
> 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
> 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
> 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
> until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
> containers
> 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and
> cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
> 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't
> soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
> Notes:
> 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
> before and after use.
> 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
> 3. If cake rises, leave town.
>
> send this to 0 ppl - ur love life will be ****
> 8 ppl - u will have a sweet LoVe LiFe! (and good sex)
> 8 or more ppl - u will find the PeRfEcT LoVe!
 
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