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Old 03-04-2008, 08:39 PM
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Ya have to watch it when wrinkleface follows Downtown42 into the pisser,it sounds like a tap dance between the two
No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:14 PM
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then there's Drag N' A$$ in the chitter.....

ewwww whats that smell
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No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!
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No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!
Ya, I got busted years ago with these 2 girls it the bathroom and ever since then any time there is a bathroom scenario he drags me into it

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Old 03-05-2008, 11:40 AM
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lol okaaaaaay
There is also the one about the two salesmen at the urinal, One from Cigarette and the other from Apache. Cigarette guy with a smirk says to the Apache guy boy this water in the urinal is cold, Apache guy says with a bigger smirk, yah, and it`s deep too.
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I get asked what kind of boat I own.

I say, "I have a Cigarette boat."

They just look at me and say, "Oh, A Baja!"

I just roll my eyes and say, "No! A Cigarette!"

They just look at me like a deer in the headlights.
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:07 PM
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Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........
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Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........
thats a long dong
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