Miami boat show, restroom talk.
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I get asked what kind of boat I own.
I say, "I have a Cigarette boat."
They just look at me and say, "Oh, A Baja!"
I just roll my eyes and say, "No! A Cigarette!"
They just look at me like a deer in the headlights.
I say, "I have a Cigarette boat."
They just look at me and say, "Oh, A Baja!"
I just roll my eyes and say, "No! A Cigarette!"

They just look at me like a deer in the headlights.
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From: Vice City & Tavernier, FL
Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........
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Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........
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