With minor modifications this is a 95+ mph boat.

I would love to make those "minor mods" to my boat!

The seller has a bright future as a boat broker.

Yes, but I don't think you can fit three of them in that boat, and that certainly wouldn't be a minor modification.

Atleast it's guaranteed not to spin out!

With minor modifications this is a 95+ mph boat.

Over the Niagara Falls........maybe 95

And without modifications.it runs 58 mph

I think his baby might fit on the boat. I fit two kids on my boat.

i'm ordering me up some of them minor mods right soon

You are close. The seller typed in the wrong speed number. Should have been 59 not 95.
That boat is right where it belongs----on Craigs list.
With minor mods 95mph. Suggestion: Back off on the drugs, they are working too good.

uh ,"minor mods" = "jail bait"

Year's from now when he is telling his kid about the boat I'am sure the speed will be closer to 100mph!