catmando
02-21-2002 | 11:38 AM
#8
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Joined: Jun 2001
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LMAO, Troutly! 
That's too funny! Upon arriving into Miami and getting to the end of I-75, we stop to get fuel and pick up a map at a shell...My wife walks into the place and says "Do you have any maps?"
Nothing but blank stares...How upsetting.
The worst was the damn Valet *******s at the Plaza Resort on 1701 Collins. (Hint: do not ever stay there
)
Not one of those short little greasy people spoke our national language.
The kicker was when one of them *******s buried my truck to the damn frame rails in sand trying to get it unstuck(This my friend is my new 2-week old F-250) Mind you, I could have gotten it out no problem...But that's just me, I guess.
Anyway, an hour of being lied to and me bantering "Where's my FVCKING TRUCK..." I take a stroll to the backside of the hotel where the valet lot is and find my shiny new truck 2' deep covered in sand. Meanwhile 3 little valet *******s are scratching their heads.
You could imagine I was a little PISSED OFF. My inquiries lead me no where as the only thing I got was No Comprende...
"God damn right no comprende," I say, "Obviously you don't fvcking comprende how to drive either, do you?"
"HUH," and blank stares!
Okay, I've vented!
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Oh, no restitution either....I took a bunch of pictures, had the cops on scene and filed a report. They didn't even as much as deduct the damn parking fees!!! I'd love to take them to court, but it's not worth it.
Hint: Don't ever stay at the Ritz Plaza...
That's too funny! Upon arriving into Miami and getting to the end of I-75, we stop to get fuel and pick up a map at a shell...My wife walks into the place and says "Do you have any maps?"
Nothing but blank stares...How upsetting.
The worst was the damn Valet *******s at the Plaza Resort on 1701 Collins. (Hint: do not ever stay there
)Not one of those short little greasy people spoke our national language.
The kicker was when one of them *******s buried my truck to the damn frame rails in sand trying to get it unstuck(This my friend is my new 2-week old F-250) Mind you, I could have gotten it out no problem...But that's just me, I guess.
Anyway, an hour of being lied to and me bantering "Where's my FVCKING TRUCK..." I take a stroll to the backside of the hotel where the valet lot is and find my shiny new truck 2' deep covered in sand. Meanwhile 3 little valet *******s are scratching their heads.
You could imagine I was a little PISSED OFF. My inquiries lead me no where as the only thing I got was No Comprende...
"God damn right no comprende," I say, "Obviously you don't fvcking comprende how to drive either, do you?"
"HUH," and blank stares!
Okay, I've vented!
.
.
.
Oh, no restitution either....I took a bunch of pictures, had the cops on scene and filed a report. They didn't even as much as deduct the damn parking fees!!! I'd love to take them to court, but it's not worth it.
Hint: Don't ever stay at the Ritz Plaza...
02-21-2002 | 11:46 AM
#9
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Posts: 1,965
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From: IL / LOTO
yep, i chatted with cat too. he's an interesting fella....
sy- it was a pleasure meeting you. i never did get a ride on the lark though...?!?
Troutly- mmmmmmm, grapefruit w/ sour cream! the look on your face was priceless.........almost as good as your face after the 151 shooter from JBG's drink or the horseradish at Monty's!!!!!
jbk
sy- it was a pleasure meeting you. i never did get a ride on the lark though...?!?
Troutly- mmmmmmm, grapefruit w/ sour cream!
the look on your face was priceless.........almost as good as your face after the 151 shooter from JBG's drink or the horseradish at Monty's!!!!! jbk
