Friday morning funny.....
#1
Hung Chow called his boss and says: "Hey, boss I not come work
today, I
> > >really sick. I got headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not
come
> > >work."
> > >
> > >The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I
feel
> > >like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
me
> > >feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
> > >
> > >Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say
and I
> > >feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
today, I
> > >really sick. I got headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not
come
> > >work."
> > >
> > >The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I
feel
> > >like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
me
> > >feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
> > >
> > >Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say
and I
> > >feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."





