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nautigirl 02-22-2002 08:59 AM

Old people
 
Sharp Old Couple!!!

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

:D :D :D

formula31 02-22-2002 11:38 AM

Great Idea. I have to try that one.:D :D

tanned fat looks better 02-22-2002 12:10 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!:D :D :D

flylevel 02-22-2002 12:19 PM

:D :D :D So where's the $15.00
Medicare Math
108-50 = 43 ???
90-50 =43???

MooseKnuckle 02-22-2002 12:20 PM

:D :D :D :D


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