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Old 02-22-2002 | 08:59 AM
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Sharp Old Couple!!!

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

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Old 02-22-2002 | 11:38 AM
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Great Idea. I have to try that one.
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Old 02-22-2002 | 12:10 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!
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Old 02-22-2002 | 12:19 PM
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So where's the $15.00
Medicare Math
108-50 = 43 ???
90-50 =43???

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Old 02-22-2002 | 12:20 PM
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