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Old 07-01-2008, 10:53 PM
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This guy has plenty of people to race him at loto..he has a deckboat that does like 87..a puntoon that does 88 and that 25 baja that ran 109. Nothing very impressive about what DD has..Try redesignng the bravo..there is something maybe someone would get a little excited about...
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oh come on now we all know these are no challenge for the almighty DD LMAO.... For as much as he runs his mouth he knows his mouth , he already knows that his mouth has more than made more promises than his A$$ can cash. He has already made it more than clear from
from dropping his claims his POS does 104, to that it will be able to make an 85 mph pass when he got called on his BS. Then you throw n the loto wake factor you already know his a$$ wouldn't dare show up for that...

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Originally Posted by tripple digits
I promised not to post any more but I want to on this one. Any body with a decent head on there shoulders that aclty took the time and read all the threads I never once ever atacked anybody or said anything negitive only after being bashed and bashed and bashed and called names. Then I could not take it any more and I stoop low to there level and started to bash the ones who atacked me.
Every body took offense to when I said I beat most 38 to 42 foot go fast gun boats that are afraid to play out side. I'm sorry if I hit a sore spot but thats the truth no bragging just fact. This thing as gotten so blown out of praportion it's not even funny. The is so many rumors and BS that I never said that people starting, I'm not even going to atemp to try to set the record straight. I'm not even going to try to correct it. LOL the names I've been called total uncalled for. I showed up and did what I said I was going to do. Nobody else showed. Its the same old tireing story for the past 3 years.

On a postive note I get e-mails from guys who race boats in APBA and other sacntion bodys they e-mail me and think I have the coolest project and the coolest little sleeper they ever saw and keep up the good work and there so impressed with the Alpha holding up and going that fast and dont listen to those negtive people in the forum.

You have to understand some of my fustrations:
I have people say there on the water and never seen me when in fact im testing all the time for the past three years. I've taken my boat out and put it sometimes 7 times in day.

You cant go fast with out trim tabs or a Bravo

Your boat cant handle rough water

This one of my favs: Your boat is so out of control and so unsafe.

How in your rite mind can you even say anythng so ridiculas when your not there to see my boat run or when I'm testing it. There just asuming and you know what that means.


I've tested for the past 3 almost ever thing you can Imagine. I know whats going on, then for some one who just has no idea what there talking about and say well you can't this or you can't that or it's impossible.

The best is people don't even know who I am to even be saying anything about me. The best is they say I brag so much, I have way better things to brag about if this was truly how I am. I've been in so many magazines, been on tv the list goes on, I've worked on help set world records and win national championships now I could drop names post pictures of me and big time racers even put all magazines online. DO I NO. I realy dont even talk about it even to my friends some know some don't. Just like the people who have helped me with this project I don't drop names and there some of the biggest and best in the business.


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Old 07-02-2008, 04:16 PM
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Toms River NJ – July 2nd 2008: Rich “KING OF THE PINEYS” Cole, also known as Triple Digits to anyone south of Parkway Exit 82 “aka Double Digits to anyone north of Exit 82,” was challenged by several members of that mean spirited internet board offshoreonly.com also known as ‘OSO” this week to run 100mph or better.

Our in the forest reporter, Jimmy “No fork in my family pine tree” Smith caught up to the Piney Legend a little while ago in his garage working the fastest 22 Stingray in the world.

Jimmy Smith: “Rich, what’s all the hoopla about these days about you and your 22’ backwoods waterborn rocketship?”

Double Digits: “Well………….uhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew they were gonna be startin some stuff wit me.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well, like what?’

Double Digits: “I’m a real big street racer and I’m the first guy on Barnegat Bay to race people for money and win over $50,000 a year with my championship 22’ Stingray.”

Jimmy Smith: “That’s funny, we’ve never heard of racing for money on Barnegat Bay?’

Double Digits: “Well I figure that if I pull along side some of these bigger boats and race’um and I beat’um, they owe me some money!’ I just haven’t figured out a way to collect it yet?”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow that’s pretty amazing! How do you plan on collecting the money?”

Double Digits: “uhhhhh I ain’t to sure about that – still tryin to figure that out?”

Jimmy Smith: “ we heard that you ran only 87.1mph last weekend when your boat is named Triple Digits for the speed that it does. Whats up with that?’

Double Digits: “Well first off, it was kinda muggy that morning, and my dog had a case of the ass so I didn’t have enough time to lay bags of ice on the intake to cool down the air. Plus we used most of the ice the night before to keep the Old Milwawkee cold when I had my boys over the shop. It was also pretty flat with only chop high enough to slap my buddy Junior in the ankles.”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow, sounds like a tough break?”

Double Digits: “It wasn’t too bad, I wouldn’t have even done 87.1mph if I hadn’t taken a monster size dump 1hr before the run.”

Jimmy Smith: “From what I’ve read online as of today, some folks have raised $5500 to put on the line for you to do 100.1mph or better this weekend? Sounds like taking candy from a baby with this monster machine you got right here?’

Double Digits: “Well Jimmy, I’ve been hittin the laxitives pretty hard to bring the total weight of the boat down. I also was reading a book called “pukin n poopin – how toi break a 100mph in a 22’ ****box.” No pun intended on the name of the book.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well that sounds impressive but don’t you think you need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “Yeah………I think if I also get some wind to my back and hit the outgoing current right I could probably pick up some speed.” Also, if there are any downhill parts of the bay, that’s good for a mph or two.”

Jimmy Smith: “I still think you may need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “yeah…..but don’t tell oneone but I’m gonna disappear until all this blows over cause I ain’t got $5500 to put up so as the old sayin goes – if ya can’t put up – shut up!”

Jimmy Smith: “But a world champion street racer like yourself? Running and hiding like that in some hole?”

Double Digits: “aint all that bad, I still got some old milwakee left and I stashed a box of twinkees in the hole I’m gonna hide in.”

Jimmy Smith: “ Well Rich, thanks for your time and we hope you find a downhill on the bay larger than the Batman roller coaster at Six Flags this weekend if you do decide to go out and take a shot at the $5500.”
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get the phuk outta here Dave. ROTFLMAO

"downhill part of the bay"

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I laughed so hard that i tweaked something in my neck and now it hurts like hell.

"Downhill part of the bay." I think it was that part.

Dave- if you ever get a hard-on for Reggie, let me know. I think we could work together.

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You guys are like a pack of jackels............
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Just a quick 2 cents here. TD Rich seems to be trying to avoid this thread before it gets really ugly like some previous threads have. I'm not a fan boy but he did show up and ran his boat. No he didn't hit 100 but he proved that he is a real person and, according to some, a nice guy when you actually meet him. Some folks seem to be bent on egging him on untill he can't take it any more and explodes. Give this guy a break and give everyone a break and let this thread and the one on Hot Boat die. This is not entertaining and only detracts from this and other forums. Again, JMO.
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Originally Posted by deltaAce
You guys are like a pack of jackels............
The jackal reference is way too kind. Ever seen the movie Aliens? Come into our house and that's what happens.
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Originally Posted by DaveP
The Jersey Redneck Piney Press

Toms River NJ – July 2nd 2008: Rich “KING OF THE PINEYS” Cole, also known as Triple Digits to anyone south of Parkway Exit 82 “aka Double Digits to anyone north of Exit 82,” was challenged by several members of that mean spirited internet board offshoreonly.com also known as ‘OSO” this week to run 100mph or better.

Our in the forest reporter, Jimmy “No fork in my family pine tree” Smith caught up to the Piney Legend a little while ago in his garage working the fastest 22 Stingray in the world.

Jimmy Smith: “Rich, what’s all the hoopla about these days about you and your 22’ backwoods waterborn rocketship?”

Double Digits: “Well………….uhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew they were gonna be startin some stuff wit me.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well, like what?’

Double Digits: “I’m a real big street racer and I’m the first guy on Barnegat Bay to race people for money and win over $50,000 a year with my championship 22’ Stingray.”

Jimmy Smith: “That’s funny, we’ve never heard of racing for money on Barnegat Bay?’

Double Digits: “Well I figure that if I pull along side some of these bigger boats and race’um and I beat’um, they owe me some money!’ I just haven’t figured out a way to collect it yet?”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow that’s pretty amazing! How do you plan on collecting the money?”

Double Digits: “uhhhhh I ain’t to sure about that – still tryin to figure that out?”

Jimmy Smith: “ we heard that you ran only 87.1mph last weekend when your boat is named Triple Digits for the speed that it does. Whats up with that?’

Double Digits: “Well first off, it was kinda muggy that morning, and my dog had a case of the ass so I didn’t have enough time to lay bags of ice on the intake to cool down the air. Plus we used most of the ice the night before to keep the Old Milwawkee cold when I had my boys over the shop. It was also pretty flat with only chop high enough to slap my buddy Junior in the ankles.”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow, sounds like a tough break?”

Double Digits: “It wasn’t too bad, I wouldn’t have even done 87.1mph if I hadn’t taken a monster size dump 1hr before the run.”

Jimmy Smith: “From what I’ve read online as of today, some folks have raised $5500 to put on the line for you to do 100.1mph or better this weekend? Sounds like taking candy from a baby with this monster machine you got right here?’

Double Digits: “Well Jimmy, I’ve been hittin the laxitives pretty hard to bring the total weight of the boat down. I also was reading a book called “pukin n poopin – how toi break a 100mph in a 22’ ****box.” No pun intended on the name of the book.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well that sounds impressive but don’t you think you need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “Yeah………I think if I also get some wind to my back and hit the outgoing current right I could probably pick up some speed.” Also, if there are any downhill parts of the bay, that’s good for a mph or two.”

Jimmy Smith: “I still think you may need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “yeah…..but don’t tell oneone but I’m gonna disappear until all this blows over cause I ain’t got $5500 to put up so as the old sayin goes – if ya can’t put up – shut up!”

Jimmy Smith: “But a world champion street racer like yourself? Running and hiding like that in some hole?”

Double Digits: “aint all that bad, I still got some old milwakee left and I stashed a box of twinkees in the hole I’m gonna hide in.”

Jimmy Smith: “ Well Rich, thanks for your time and we hope you find a downhill on the bay larger than the Batman roller coaster at Six Flags this weekend if you do decide to go out and take a shot at the $5500.”
Dayum Dave I have'nt laughed that hard in a long time
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