Originally Posted by DollaBill
(Post 2619239)
I sold one of my demos and the new owner sent me a pkg back about a week later with some interesting stuff ;). He included a note that said
"Heres some things you may want back. Now I'm sure I bought the right boat!" I always wondered about whoever bought that 42' Poker Run we took to Key West. I know the blow-up dolls went on another boat, but the "FATTY KATHY" one we meant to tie to BLee's boat was still in the storage bin. :eek: |
Originally Posted by DollaBill
(Post 2619231)
Yea, I never got to thank you for finding my boat.
lmao :drink::drink: |
Originally Posted by WILDMAN
(Post 2619393)
Another time, we were cleaning out a repoed car and found one of those tarantula styled dildoes all covered in pubic hair and crusty stuff under the seat. That was a little gross!
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Originally Posted by Edward R. Cozzi
(Post 2619235)
During the course of a survey I have found:
A very large river rat that growled at me as I peered into a cabinet. I almost grabbed a water moccossin in an anchor locker. A hash pipe and other assorted drug paraphenalia. Condoms, porn, pot, termites, panties. Sometimes I need rubber gloves! |
A friend of mine bought a beach front bar in Key
west, it was a foreclosed gay strip club, when we tore apart the sun deck there was a sh*tload of condoms(pun intended) and about thirty bucks in change, we shoveled it right into the dumpster. and while augering holes for palm trees, I found two bottles marked "BUMSTEADS WORM SYRUP ,adults like it children cry for it" |
Earlier this summer I stayed with a friend of mine on his parents SeaRay for the weekend. In the morning he comes up out of the cabin with a strange look on his face and says, Uhh, I just found a dildo in my parents bed. :D
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Spring Break with parents in Ft. Lauderdale when I was probably 13 years old. Bored, in the bathroom and I notice a little utility access door in the wall next to the toilet. Wouldn't you know, it wasn't locked. Opened it up out of curiousity. Someone had left a XXX porn magazine behind the pipes.
Let's see. . . 13 years old, bored, already in bathroom. "Speaking of 'no one is looking'. . ." |
I worked at a boat rental place in high school. A former congressman/NBA player and his lady friend rented a boat from us and when they returned, I was cleaning out the boat and found her panties stuffed between the seats. Her thongs hung over one of our pilings for about a month.
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Originally Posted by THRILLSEEKER
(Post 2619580)
Earlier this summer I stayed with a friend of mine on his parents SeaRay for the weekend. In the morning he comes up out of the cabin with a strange look on his face and says, Uhh, I just found a dildo in my parents bed. :D
When they bought the boat there was a fully stocked bar, some porn DVD's, dildos, and fuzzy handcuffs......I kinda want to meet the previous owners... Although, why have my parents yet to clean that stuff out of the boat....Its been 4 yrs???? |
Originally Posted by Shore Thing
(Post 2619712)
I worked at a boat rental place in high school. A former congressman/NBA player and his lady friend rented a boat from us and when they returned, I was cleaning out the boat and found her panties stuffed between the seats. Her thongs hung over one of our pilings for about a month.
I found a bag of weed in one of my old boats when I was re-doing the fresh water system..... and a bunch of change. Dumbazz must have been using the bilge as a piggy bank!!!!:drink::evilb: |
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