Anyone ever find anything "interesting" in a boat?
 

I once found a VHS tape of a guy getting whipped S&M style by his wife and another woman in a boat I had taken on trade. Guess they forgot to check the VCR LOL.

Anybody? I guess it could be a car or house too..

if you find it in your own boat I do not think that counts Bill

Lol

Found a envelope with twenty bucks and a birthday card to someones grandaughter in the glove box of a repo boat I bought.
I ended up leaving it untouched and left it there for the next owner when I sold it.

Let me see....

Drugs, hookers, dead bodies, guns, no body onboard and the boat was over 200 NM from land, etc,etc,etc,....

Yea, I never got to thank you for finding my boat.

I was at the liquidators looking at a baja and found a $20 dollar bill and a license of a very scary looking dude in the glove compartment.

During the course of a survey I have found:

A very large river rat that growled at me as I peered into a cabinet.

I almost grabbed a water moccossin in an anchor locker.

A hash pipe and other assorted drug paraphenalia.

Condoms, porn, pot, termites, panties.

Sometimes I need rubber gloves!

I sold one of my demos and the new owner sent me a pkg back about a week later with some interesting stuff ;). He included a note that said

"Heres some things you may want back. Now I'm sure I bought the right boat!"

Let's see...where do I begin......

When I was working as a mechanic I found a few "interesting" things.......

1. this was on a 40' Sport Fish...... There was a VHS tape on top of the TV with a pretty "weird" name.... I couldn't resist so I popped it in to take a looksee..... Turns out it was a SCAT video....:hitfan::eek: I don't think I laughed so hard....suffice to say I had to call all the other mechanics and service manager out to the boat to take a look....:evilb:

2. 30 ft Silverton.... guy left a joint on the counter top.... I didn't know if it was a "tip" or he just left it there....:cool-smiley-011:

Those are the two that stand out for me....

ok, Ian will probably not like me posting this but one of the first things I found on his boat when we started dating many many moons ago was an old condom, which of course he said was not his. And of course I know that was the truth because I am sure there was never any one before me:p

Nothing to brag about......bought a boat that the macerator pump wouldn't work. Took it apart to find a condom wrapped up in the impeller.

Not only am I rummaging through this guys chit....now I got my hands on his USED condoms!!!!








thankfully I was wearing gloves!!!!

years ago I used to sell expensive tennis clothing, I was on a business trip in San Diego and was staying in the old Ocean Beach hippie area. I drove a van with racks of tennis clothing and expensive tennis rackets. When I went to the van in the morning I found the door adjar, and the van was in the middle of the parking lot. When I got in I noticed the stereo was yanked out but still hanging by the wires. I then noticed on the floor was a baggie full of pot and several rolled joints. I guess some stoners tried to steal the radio and got scared away, they didn't even bother to steal several thousand dollars worth of tennis gear. I always wondered how they must have felt when they realized they left their stash behind, it would have been a perfect Cheech and Chong skit :D do you young guys know who Cheech and Chong are:p

i have never found anything good.just alot of problems.imange that.

BTW Bill good thread, glad you are trying to bring a little bit of levity back to this place, it could sure use it:cool-smiley-027:

I used to do car audio for a living a long time ago, and found all kinds of strange stuff in cars.

Pulled out the seat of a car once, and underneath were a bunch of bank wrapped 100's and a 9mm. (That may have had to do with the shop's proximity to Newark.)

Found polaroids of wives / girlfriends a bunch of times, but more often than not they were pictures you wished you hadn't found. :eek:

Found a ten dollar bill inside the blower when it stopped working.

Found an amazing amount of koozies when I sold the boat and had to clean it out.

when redoing the drop tile ceiling in the basement of our old house, i found 4 $100 bills that was hidden on one of the tiles. According to my wife (her house before i moved in) the previous owners were in a lengthy divorce & the hubby was living in the basement. He must have hid the money there so wifey wouldnt rummage thru his stuff. Guess he forgot about it. The money ended up paying for the materials for new ceiling & almost made up for all my labor.

I had a bodyshop till a couple years ago. I worked on my nieghbors car and found about ten pics of her naked in the glovebox when I was looking for the paint code. She was about 25 and from Thailand. I told her about the pics. All she said was "You like them?" as she smiled.
Another time, we were cleaning out a repoed car and found one of those tarantula styled dildoes all covered in pubic hair and crusty stuff under the seat. That was a little gross!

Was any of that on our boat ?:drink:

I always wondered about whoever bought that 42' Poker Run we took to Key West.

I know the blow-up dolls went on another boat, but the "FATTY KATHY" one we meant to tie to BLee's boat was still in the storage bin. :eek:

lmao :drink::drink:

I own a concrete/asphalt/fill transfer station......rolloff companies dump 20yd boxes all day long at my facility....among MANY strange things my guys find as the material goes through our plants, Dildos are always in these boxes and I mean lots of them...... My guess has always been that people don't want to put them in there own garbage so they toss them in random boxes that sit in the street........ always makes for good revenge when my workers hide them in eachothers lockers......lol.....nasty.....

Hopefully not all on the same boat!!:eek: If so, what did you put on the survey?:grinser010:

A friend of mine bought a beach front bar in Key
west, it was a foreclosed gay strip club, when we tore apart the sun deck there was a sh*tload of condoms(pun intended) and about thirty bucks in change, we shoveled it right into the dumpster. and while augering holes for palm trees, I found two bottles marked "BUMSTEADS WORM SYRUP ,adults like it children cry for it"

Earlier this summer I stayed with a friend of mine on his parents SeaRay for the weekend. In the morning he comes up out of the cabin with a strange look on his face and says, Uhh, I just found a dildo in my parents bed. :D

Spring Break with parents in Ft. Lauderdale when I was probably 13 years old. Bored, in the bathroom and I notice a little utility access door in the wall next to the toilet. Wouldn't you know, it wasn't locked. Opened it up out of curiousity. Someone had left a XXX porn magazine behind the pipes.

Let's see. . . 13 years old, bored, already in bathroom. "Speaking of 'no one is looking'. . ."

I worked at a boat rental place in high school. A former congressman/NBA player and his lady friend rented a boat from us and when they returned, I was cleaning out the boat and found her panties stuffed between the seats. Her thongs hung over one of our pilings for about a month.

Dude, you just made my skin crawl...I forgot about that...

When they bought the boat there was a fully stocked bar, some porn DVD's, dildos, and fuzzy handcuffs......I kinda want to meet the previous owners...

Although, why have my parents yet to clean that stuff out of the boat....Its been 4 yrs????

Tom McMillan or Bill Bradley?????:eek::drink::evilb:

I found a bag of weed in one of my old boats when I was re-doing the fresh water system..... and a bunch of change. Dumbazz must have been using the bilge as a piggy bank!!!!:drink::evilb:

McMillen!

We had a fairly new 38V come back in for service a number years ago.
Among the items on the list was to repair the cuts in the vinyl on the side walls of the V berth.
Very strange..there were these horizontal slices in the walls on both sides near the foot of the V berth bed. What the???
caused this???
Well up at the front of the bed securely attached to the forward bulkhead.... was a pair of handcuffs.

Was his wife/girlfriend hot??:evilb::ernaehrung004:

Not sure about his girlfriend but his wife was. :ernaehrung004:

story time!

Brad was in the USCG for a long time. He's got some great stuff

I make a motion that any stories Brad wants to share are admissible.

I second that motion. Motion carried. Proceed Brad

I've found some of the best sex of my life in the cabins of boats :). Actually lost my virginity on a boat. Last week was awesome! HAHA

uh would that be a mr. bill bradley??? hmm. no need to answer that..