I always wondered about whoever bought that 42' Poker Run we took to Key West.

I know the blow-up dolls went on another boat, but the "FATTY KATHY" one we meant to tie to BLee's boat was still in the storage bin.

lmao

I own a concrete/asphalt/fill transfer station......rolloff companies dump 20yd boxes all day long at my facility....among MANY strange things my guys find as the material goes through our plants, Dildos are always in these boxes and I mean lots of them...... My guess has always been that people don't want to put them in there own garbage so they toss them in random boxes that sit in the street........ always makes for good revenge when my workers hide them in eachothers lockers......lol.....nasty.....

Hopefully not all on the same boat!! If so, what did you put on the survey?

A friend of mine bought a beach front bar in Key
west, it was a foreclosed gay strip club, when we tore apart the sun deck there was a sh*tload of condoms(pun intended) and about thirty bucks in change, we shoveled it right into the dumpster. and while augering holes for palm trees, I found two bottles marked "BUMSTEADS WORM SYRUP ,adults like it children cry for it"

Earlier this summer I stayed with a friend of mine on his parents SeaRay for the weekend. In the morning he comes up out of the cabin with a strange look on his face and says, Uhh, I just found a dildo in my parents bed.

Spring Break with parents in Ft. Lauderdale when I was probably 13 years old. Bored, in the bathroom and I notice a little utility access door in the wall next to the toilet. Wouldn't you know, it wasn't locked. Opened it up out of curiousity. Someone had left a XXX porn magazine behind the pipes.

Let's see. . . 13 years old, bored, already in bathroom. "Speaking of 'no one is looking'. . ."

I worked at a boat rental place in high school. A former congressman/NBA player and his lady friend rented a boat from us and when they returned, I was cleaning out the boat and found her panties stuffed between the seats. Her thongs hung over one of our pilings for about a month.

Dude, you just made my skin crawl...I forgot about that...

When they bought the boat there was a fully stocked bar, some porn DVD's, dildos, and fuzzy handcuffs......I kinda want to meet the previous owners...

Although, why have my parents yet to clean that stuff out of the boat....Its been 4 yrs????

Tom McMillan or Bill Bradley?????

I found a bag of weed in one of my old boats when I was re-doing the fresh water system..... and a bunch of change. Dumbazz must have been using the bilge as a piggy bank!!!!