Why are Apache's so slow?
 

Anybody?

:eek::food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

oh boy, i at least stayed away from this one....:evilb:

Because they're made of buckets full of resin. :party-smiley-004:

Which would be better? An Apache or a cat?
Just askin!

An Apache Cat..... :rolleyes::evilb:

obviously trying to start old school oso discussion.

ed

Are you really Jim Darr?

I agree Apache's are slow resin buckets:drink:, We Apache owners should just buy Stingrays, I heard they are fast:cool-smiley-011:

because they are a pile of chit.....biggest pice of crap ever built....anyone that would own one is a moron....they should get a ticket every time they are put in the water.....they are a disgrace to the boatting world....

why would me and bill trying to start trouble.. we are not like that......:party-smiley-004:

Yawn...... :rolleyes:

Not even sure an ole apache thread can rustle things up...

i own you punk.... its not my fault your wife wants to have sex with me...

im just that sexy, what ya want from me....:evilb::evilb:

No, Jim Darr would have been touting his latest creation. An Apache derivative that is faster than a cat with only 525's. :rolleyes:

is Jimm Darr and Triple Digets the same moron....

leave jim darr alone.. im trying to rent another one of his houses.... masher is setting it up.....

Are they slow?????? Lets try and answer this once in for all. Pound lbs for pound, lets compare to the boats of their time.

My 1990 28 Apache weighs in a 7,000lbs dry. Twin 454 w/460hp. 77.8mph

What did a 31, or 33 fountain weigh and what would they run with that power? Any other boat comparisons???? Lets try and learn something today

I think El Indio's 41 weighs only 8500lbs. What power and what kind of speed is he running.

I am sure they are referring to the 41's and 47's

god your easy......:evilb::evilb:

thats what i was thinking...you get him all bent out of shape on that one....

these apache guys are to sensitive.

Mine is slow cause its laid up thick. You can walk,stomp and kick the hell out of everything on the boat and never hear a crackle or pop, except maybe if you break a bone while kicking or stomping. :)
It rides good though. Its also paid for.
We'll keep the slow Apache even though they must really suck to get so much bad publicity.
You always hear about them running so slow in big water and I think T2X photoshopped that Warpath video from the 80s . No way an Apache could run like that. That was a Faja or one of those other boats built by the bowling ball company.
I'm the moron in the slow boat.
:D

if this thread turns into a real fight, its all cashbars fault..... he told me to do it....

[QUOTE=JnT;2620204...That was a Faja or one of those other boats built by the bowling ball company.
I'm the moron in the slow boat.
:D[/QUOTE]

You would think the bowling ball company would be making the heavier boat :grinser010:

How true! Could it be that they are using bowling balls for ammo in the Cat Killer?
:)

This has gotta be out of boredom.....:argue:.:D

I'm not upset. I'd just like to set the record straight. Everyone says their slow, but I've never seen the facts presented. Pound for Pound is an apache any slower than any other non stepped deep vee? It would be a lot more interesting than reading your BS all day.

this is just to lighten things up you putz....

record stright is that you suck, have no sense of humor.. dont want to read my thread piss off...

i have alwasy kept my mouth shut about you, dont make it so you're my next victim... ill make you cry punk, ill make it sting real bad... go back to your bit ching on your other threads, stay away boy, just stay away... :evilb::evilb:

why is you piss everyone off, are you just an ass hole holf the time or is it all of the time?????

you own a 28ft apache.... talk to us when you man up to a 30 fter at least.....:evilb::evilb:

then well let you talk with us adults.....:cool-smiley-011:

well let you sit at the big table...

Noooooooooooooooo:D

tex, tex, tex...

its an envy issue my young brave...

Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. we apache owners are much better people by enjoying our passion without explination, nor do they deserve it!

another example of the white man trying to surpress the red man

lol...

stecz20! Change your avatar for your own pic. Everytime I read your post is like going to a humorist show!!!

Looks like many people here know you or met you. Would like to see who you are so if ever I meet you, it's either I shut up and listen to you, OR, i WATCH YOU AND LAUGHT AT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!! Wich is the one I'd choose!

See ya! Keep the good show going!

very well said......:evilb:

Trust me, you'll know when you meet him. :D

thought you would like that... :D

just go to a bar that you heard he would be at and ask the bouncers which guy they had to apologize to...that was a good weekend.

you're learning kid..... must be all those new repsonsabilites you have...:party-smiley-004:

you knonw, like a mother in law.....:evilb::evilb:

LMAO. Big table hahahaha

it only gets better from here...right???

wrong........:eek::eek: mine moved in with us...

can you f ing imagine.. you all wonder why im f ed up.....:evilb::evilb: