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Old 07-14-2008, 08:10 PM
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In my boat this weekend I farted really hard,my guests heard it too, then got a splinter in my foot...Nurse Otis took it out...I figured I would post it so I'm not suspected of covering it up. Lanyards, underpants/boxers were worn..but no life jacket, we were idling....oh, and no fog


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Get over and donate some cash biotch! I'm getting a phukin tattoo of some crazy **** on my azz forever!

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Old 07-14-2008, 08:12 PM
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That's just a shame....

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[QUOTE=offshoredrillin;2622984]In my boat this weekend I farted really hard,



you told me you sharted really hard
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:15 PM
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When I thought we were all in the pool and you told me it was a Jacuzzi......now I know why you said that!!!


and they asked me to not let you jump in that pool anymore either.....their STILL trying to fill it back up!!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:58 PM
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Thats some funny sh!t right there
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:19 AM
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Did it smell bad? You may have been able to deny the whole thing and say the sound was just your engine backfiring and the smell was low tide or even a dead fish.....were any of your guests hot chicks?.... If so at that point you are obligated to lie about it or blame it on one of your other passengers (it has to be a guy though, you can't blame another chick).

It sucks that you were at idle when it happen, if you were at WOT nobody would have known.
I blamed it on my buddy's fiance.she started laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath...
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Fart equals funny in my book...
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Little dirty Johnny was in class one day when the teacher asked the class to use the word "definately" in a sentence. Little johnny said "first, I have a question". The teacher said "ok", he asked "do farts have lumps in them? The teacher said "no Johnny, they do not". Johnny said "then I definately shhiit my pants"
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I blamed it on my buddy's fiance.she started laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath...
Are you sure it wasn't went you aired the Tiger out.lol
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Get over and donate some cash biotch! I'm getting a phukin tattoo of some crazy **** on my azz forever!

Crazy phuker. Order a round.
I don't even know you bud and knew that was a baaad Idea!
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