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Old 03-01-2002, 10:36 AM
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Subject: FW: Read this one out loud for full affect!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5
year phasein plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have alwa! ys ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze vorld!
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LOL Good One!

When I was in the Air Force, we had a guy that spoke and wrote his own garbled language. His name was Boulton, and we called it Boultonese.

Along those some lines, I think we defiately have to extend the sme treatment to those of us in the OSO family. Given the original post, and its remarkable resemblance to transmissions from Puder, I think we have a new definition of...


(All in jest guys!!)
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Old 03-01-2002, 11:09 AM
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Too Funny!
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Tee hee!

Baja Daze - come visit us while Seadated and the rest of us are on the St John River in May!!!
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LOL bigtime!!!
I'm laughing so hard I've got tears.
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