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29Firefox 09-06-2008 09:44 PM

While he is out on the water get a floor jack and move his ride in the parking lot.:drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 09:46 PM

Give some kid of a different ethnicity some ice cream money to run up & hug him while hollering daddy daddy daddy:drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by Outcast1 (Post 2676380)
Stash some strange panties in the cabin, if they have a wife or girlfriend they'll have some explaining to do!:evilb:


Originally Posted by FeverMike (Post 2676578)
I vote this the best one yet!

Don't forget to get some real rank ones from a street skank:drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 09:57 PM

Wire up a relay to lock his horn on the first time he uses it:drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 09:58 PM

1/4 ounce of skunk oil on the cockpit deck:drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 10:01 PM

If his wife/girl friend doesn't know you walk up to him and say "Dude your wife isn't gonna like you hanging out with these strange women":drink:

29Firefox 09-06-2008 10:04 PM

Did I get the "sick puppy" award yet?:drink:

BUIZILLA 09-06-2008 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 2676955)
if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles

fvcking hilarious.... this one gets it for sure...

MacGyver 09-06-2008 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 2676955)
if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles


Or just swap props. Forward=reverse, reverse=forward.

Jupiter Sunsation 09-07-2008 12:14 PM

This works great........ After leaving the dock (be far away) ask what are these spare drain plugs doing in the cup holder and toss them overboard as your buddy is recollecting what they would be doing there!


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