pranks on boaters??
 

i need some help getting some revenge on some fellow boaters. no not you stecz.... give me some ideas with water balloons or anything to get them wet. lets see how good some of you are.

Get a good 12 volt pump and then you can "hose-em" down.

im planning on a war at the dock. let me hear your ideas.

Make a little jumper wire and run it from the positive side of his night lights to his horn. Then when he turns his light on his horn will go off too! Just a thought, I'ver never done it:rolleyes:

my fav is taking a dump on the deck of someones craft.... very funny stuf!!!! i mean, how often can you kill two birds with one stone??? i say go for it, bring baby wipes and a little baby powder.. this way later, while you're drinking you feel fresh and clean and ready for the night.....

thats just me steve, you do what you want.... if you like, i 'll come over and dump on his deck, then well blame it on chris... done deal...... i say lets move on this........

Fish in the bildge under the engines.

Never thought of that, you got a winner. :ernaehrung004:

Water from the bottom of the cooler will usually
wake people up:eek:.....it's up to you to figure out the
method of delivery:drink:

Pull the clips off their safety lanyards and see how long it takes them to figure out why the engines won't start.

The old stand-by is to freeze birdseed into balls(or blocks) and then toss 'em on the roof over the slip*. :evilb:





*- This is only good if your slip is a good distance away.

Mention the fish in the bilge. I had someone that was phucking with my business years ago .A couple of my good buddies decided to take revenge on the azz for me.

They had had a great fishing trip and after gettting a good buzz on they took the scraps and Bass amatic 2000 them and poured the contents in his heater cowling of his truck.

I saw him in a new truck the next week:evilb:

Wire up a small pump to his ignition. Have the outlet tube right at crotch level. Have the pump activate when he cranks the starter. you'd have to have a little reservoir, but that shouldn't be too tough. There's a lot of boats this would work great on. Depends on what's below the steering wheel.

Just thought of this now, never tried it. I'm already thinking of a victim tho. :)

nothing like driving walking up to your boat and finding an inflate-a-mate sitting in the drivers seat waiting for you

a few years ago on a boating/camping trip. a friend of mine (monza you know him) went out to one of his buddys boat. and took his prop off (alum) and changed it out with a highy damaged prop. the look on his face the next morning was priceless.
todd

Oh oh...You can swim to their boat while they are sleeping and pul the drain plugs. A timeless Classic:grinser010: they will never talk to again but you would get them quite wet. :rolleyes:

turkey necks under the dash or anywhere but not neear the interior. you will never get that stink out of the material

Here ya go: cooler with drain spout at bottom. Place balloon over spout. Gravity feed.

Don't you have something better to do with your life than to worry about getting revenge on someone. Some of your friendly suggestions are just plain mean.

Stash some strange panties in the cabin, if they have a wife or girlfriend they'll have some explaining to do!:evilb:

along these lines just pull the speedo tube off and aim it up. Once under way at aspeed you would freek when you see how much water comes out of them!! :eek:

Ooooh, that can make a long term mess! Good one!

I vote this the best one yet!

If he has hydraulic steering flip the line connections.:drink:

Put a Bear Creek Live CD in his stereo and turn it all the way up so that he gets that opening scream when he powers up he boat.:drink:

they make this powdered stuff called "j-lube" it basically ky in powder form, was designed for vet use but used for slime wrestling etc.. anyways a $5 bottle will make like 30 gallons of super lube when mixed with water... a little sprinkle here and there........

If ole boy is gonna show up with his wife/girlfriend. Hire a good looking gal to run up & kiss him & tell him how good he was last time they got it on. If he is just showing up with his buddys use a ugly as sin transvestite instead :drink:

Disconnect his shift cables

3 foot gator in the cabin:drink:

Fresh dog poo under the handles of his ride while he is out on the water

if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles

While he is out on the water get a floor jack and move his ride in the parking lot.:drink:

Give some kid of a different ethnicity some ice cream money to run up & hug him while hollering daddy daddy daddy:drink:

Don't forget to get some real rank ones from a street skank:drink:

Wire up a relay to lock his horn on the first time he uses it:drink:

1/4 ounce of skunk oil on the cockpit deck:drink:

If his wife/girl friend doesn't know you walk up to him and say "Dude your wife isn't gonna like you hanging out with these strange women":drink:

Did I get the "sick puppy" award yet?:drink:

fvcking hilarious.... this one gets it for sure...

Or just swap props. Forward=reverse, reverse=forward.

This works great........ After leaving the dock (be far away) ask what are these spare drain plugs doing in the cup holder and toss them overboard as your buddy is recollecting what they would be doing there!