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Shawn D 09-24-2008 08:46 PM

'In Trouble' - yes you are.

Yep, my vote is with Spicy & Sunkin, Something personal from you.

B one 09-24-2008 09:04 PM

Musical Card find a Anniversary card that has a great song on it that relates to you and her. My wife and I have been married 25 years we still fell like newlyweds because of things like your wife ask you to do. My wife got me a musical card once and I still cherish it. Money is not every thing picking the right $20 gift takes a lot of thought. The musical card works with a Cheap bottle of wine and inside the card write, (This card is good for one full body massage w\ or w\o oil. ) This will be something you both can enjoy.

Body paints and a cheap bottle of wine works pretty well also.

Dinner and a deck of cards. The cards are for strip poker. Wear lots of cloths and jewelry it prolongs the fun.

Take her out to dinner than go for a midnight cruise and use the sun pad on the boat wisely.

P.S. Remember to kiss and tell let us know.

B one 09-24-2008 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by METAL BROS RACING (Post 2696284)
$12.95 and you will still have enough for a fifth of cheap liquor, now is the time to make this "your day" :) Good luck.
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Bad idea bad bad idea. A friend of mine and his wife tried the anal lube and the fifth of cheap liquor. She barely got the end of that liquor bottle up his butt when he realized maybe that is not what the bottle was for he says his a$$ still hurts. that was 2 years ago.

Sunshadow 09-24-2008 09:20 PM

go with chris sunkin's first post. I've been married 13 yrs. it dosen't matterif you spend've 20 or 9k, I've done both they're still happy the same amount of time. maybe spend 40 to 90 on a really good bottle of wine. I think chris nailed it for cheap.

PARADOX 09-24-2008 09:24 PM

Take the $20.. make a "small" picture of the OL... in your wallet it goes.
Take one of the nice pictures of her, blow it up.. like a 2'X 3' in the walet it goes..
During dinner or whatever.. . during gift exhange moment.. take them out.. tell her that she is your "first love, only love, and bigger.. larger love"
You show your boat off. lol (we all do) but you show her off even more..
Good luck bro..

Expensive Date 09-24-2008 10:13 PM

Give her 20 one dollar bills and strip for her

Clay Washington 09-24-2008 10:19 PM

T-backs from Victoria Secret! They usually have a bin full of t-backs for sale. Get one of each color! She will love it! :D

Jigsaw89 09-24-2008 10:36 PM

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You should have planned ahead and bought her a set of these:

PhantomChaos 09-25-2008 01:25 AM


Originally Posted by SCBoater (Post 2696117)
I realize this has nothing to do with boating, well maybe it does because if I screw this up it could be a long time before any boating happens. But here goes. The wife and I will be married for 4 years tomorrow. She had a great idea of a max gift of $20 bucks. Guys I’m drawing a blank here and I need some help on this. Do you guys have any ideas.



Don't fall for that $hit!!! Ut us a test! ........get her a cheap $20 cordless drill or sex toy............BUT back that up with a real gift!!! Something with >four digits to the price tag (not counting cents). I AM NOT KIDDING.

thunderusone 09-25-2008 02:26 AM


Originally Posted by Jigsaw89 (Post 2696620)
You should have planned ahead and bought her a set of these:

Where do you get these Jigsaw?


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