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Old 09-29-2008 | 05:01 PM
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Took the boat out yesterday with the wife and some lady friends. I just had it waxed and this chick climbs to the top of the boat to lay out and WAXES your ass and falls to the bottom of the boat between the seats. I said oh I just had it waxed be carefull. Thought it was funny.
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Old 09-29-2008 | 05:50 PM
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I was helping a boat load of girls pull up their anchor that was stuck.Slipped on the bow and went into the water head over heels.Felt like and idiot and had to spend the rest o the day with no sunglassesOh well atleast everyone at the Baja bash had a good laugh

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Old 09-29-2008 | 07:07 PM
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Fell victim to Obnoxus deck wax on Saturday...got some good bruising all the way down the inside of my right shin...managed to grab a line on the bow cleat to keep myself on board!!!

Everyone in my crew knows better than to even TRY and walk my bow!!
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Old 09-29-2008 | 07:21 PM
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My wife slid right off the deck into the canal,she was desperately clawing at the wax .Funny thing was ,she waxed that deck!
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Old 09-29-2008 | 10:55 PM
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lol
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Old 09-30-2008 | 10:03 AM
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Never fails, everytime I wax the boat somebody busts their ass on the bow. Usually right after I tell them, "be careful, I just waxed it".
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Old 09-30-2008 | 10:20 AM
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fell off my 24 fountain deck three times in one day way back when.... mine is a skating rink with nothing to grab onto now but no casualties yet...
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Old 09-30-2008 | 10:45 AM
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Watched a guy at the marina waxing his boat, sea ray aft cabin. I told him to wax the sedan bridge first before the bow he did not listen. Waxed the bow then slipped and broke two ribs while waxing the front of the bridge. He felt like an azz when we talked about it a couple of weeks later.
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Old 09-30-2008 | 11:34 AM
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We got caught out in a storm on memorial day, when we got back to the gas dock the wind blew us sideway's, i yelled for my dad to get off the back to help me, well he didn't hear me right and headed for the bow, i said be careful up there and about that time he was already falling he grabed the center rail and when he did his hand went under it and broke two fingers, i said why not just fall in the water we are already soaking wet.. lol
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Old 09-30-2008 | 05:50 PM
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At the carwash the other day I thought I`d be slick and hold on to the I beams of the car wash while spraying off the bow. Grabbed my self a hand full of wasp nest right before I fell off! Luckily I landed on my feet with only two stings.
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