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Old 03-08-2002, 03:06 PM
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Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
> > with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the
> > surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the
> > professor started the class by telling them:
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> > "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
> > doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don't get
> > disgusted."
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> > The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of
> > the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
> >
> > "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.
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> > The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking
> > turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked
> > it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor
> > looked at them and told them:
> >
> > "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the
> > middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"
> >
 
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Old 03-08-2002, 03:14 PM
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EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
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Gross but funny as hell! LMAO!
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I was out with a friend who did that while we were hunting to some deer/dog crap. Freaked me out, then I realized what he did. Very funny
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, but still gross
 
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teaches you to pay attention though
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