I would like to introduce my new first mate
01-21-2009 | 03:29 PM
#11
Platinum Member
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,270
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From: Burlington, VT
Having a little girl.... That reminds me of a story....
An explorer was walking through the Amazon jungle, when he found himself surrounded by a group of head hunters.
" Oh god, I'm f@cked" said the explorer.
suddenly the sky opened up and a big booming voice said: " NO YOUR NOT!, just grab that rock in front of you and bash the chief head hunter in the face".
So the explorer picked up the rock and proceeded to bash the chief in the face, the explorer found himself standing over the lifeless corpse of the chief and facing a group of angry head hunters.
"Now what God" asked the explorer.
God answers back with a booming voice "NOW your f@cked"
Have fun
zzie!
An explorer was walking through the Amazon jungle, when he found himself surrounded by a group of head hunters.
" Oh god, I'm f@cked" said the explorer.
suddenly the sky opened up and a big booming voice said: " NO YOUR NOT!, just grab that rock in front of you and bash the chief head hunter in the face".
So the explorer picked up the rock and proceeded to bash the chief in the face, the explorer found himself standing over the lifeless corpse of the chief and facing a group of angry head hunters.
"Now what God" asked the explorer.
God answers back with a booming voice "NOW your f@cked"
Have fun
zzie!
01-21-2009 | 04:05 PM
#19
TheStorm
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 25
Likes: 0
From: East Windsor, NJ
Congrads
Ozzie:
I have three of them, and have just finished payng off their college educations and two weddings. Hope your new Nortech can print money. Girls are the best and Dad's are swuckers for them, that's why they are soooo expensive
Bob
I have three of them, and have just finished payng off their college educations and two weddings. Hope your new Nortech can print money. Girls are the best and Dad's are swuckers for them, that's why they are soooo expensive
Bob
